Ronda Rousey Is Going To Break Justin Bieber In Half
Justin Bieber’s uncensored naked penis is destroying the Internet right now, so here’s a happy ending to that story because it’s Ronda Rousey hunting him down and caving his face in until he sees Jesus. Page Six reports:
“Justin Bieber was actually really rude to my little sister at the Cannes Film Festival,” she told Cosmopolitan during a UFC promotional media tour.
The UFC fighter says Bieber was “taking some pictures with some ladies and [my sister] suddenly got really excited and was like, ‘Do you think he’d want to take with me? Do you think he’d want to?’ I was like ‘Sure, Julia, don’t worry about it. Everyone’s taking pictures today. Don’t feel bad at all. You know, that’s why everybody is here.’”
Rousey, 28, headed over to Bieber but didn’t quite get the response she was hoping for.
“I walked over there, I said, ‘Excuse me,’ and he turned to me and goes, ‘I’ve already taken a billion pictures today, OK?’ And I said, ‘Yeah, but,’ cause she’s the only 16-year-old girl at the whole party, you know? I only got a ‘Yeah, but’ out and he goes, ‘A billion,’ and walks off and totally snubbed my little sister.”
As for why Ronda didn’t beat the living shit out of Justin Bieber right there on the spot, she’s not allowed to attack civilians unless Nick Fury drops her out of a plane first. There are rules.