That Is Robin Thicke’s Hand Up A Woman’s Ass

Just to show how observant I am, yesterday, when I saw this photo of Robin Thicke with socialite Lana Scolaro, I didn’t think anything of it and couldn’t figure out what the big deal was because I’m sure Robin Thicke poses for pictures with hundreds of women.

Then I looked in the mirror.

Now, granted, that is definitely a man’s hand up an ass that is not his wife’s, keep in mind that not only did Paula Patton love Robin’s VMA performance with Miley Cyrus, but the video for “Blurred Lines” was her idea. Plus she’s an actress so I’m pretty sure they have a relationship that understands body parts are going to get honked. What people should be concerned about is how quickly Vivid’s going to release a porno starring Lana Scolaro because if recent trends are any indication, it’s ten minutes from when I started writing this post. So now. *checks pre-order*

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