That Is Robin Thicke’s Hand Up A Woman’s Ass

August 30th, 2013 // 60 Comments
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Just to show how observant I am, yesterday, when I saw this photo of Robin Thicke with socialite Lana Scolaro, I didn’t think anything of it and couldn’t figure out what the big deal was because I’m sure Robin Thicke poses for pictures with hundreds of women.

Then I looked in the mirror.

Now, granted, that is definitely a man’s hand up an ass that is not his wife’s, keep in mind that not only did Paula Patton love Robin’s VMA performance with Miley Cyrus, but the video for “Blurred Lines” was her idea. Plus she’s an actress so I’m pretty sure they have a relationship that understands body parts are going to get honked. What people should be concerned about is how quickly Vivid’s going to release a porno starring Lana Scolaro because if recent trends are any indication, it’s ten minutes from when I started writing this post. So now. *checks pre-order*

Photos: Instagram / Getty

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  1. oh i know

    yea, she looks about a minute away from a porno…

  2. When he sang about how he had something that would split an ass in two, who knew he really meant his hand?

  3. Ah, so it was “blurred lens.” I had the lyrics wrong the whole time.

  4. I only see three fingers and a thumb.

  5. guest

    Human bowling ball

  6. yeah, that’s just how my wife would react.
    “I loved watching that 20 year old grind her ass on you”, she’d say, as she ate another tortilla chip from the bowl she made out of my skull.

  7. You can see the douche oozing out of this fucker. You can tell he think he is the most wonderful thing on earth.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Man code, FISH, man code.

  9. noone

    Um, I don’t think that photo is real. Look closely at her purse and arm.

  10. I feel as if “socialite” implies a great deal of money, and women with a great deal of money should be able to afford makeup or makeup artists that give their faces depth and/or color that matches their body. Therefore, this girl sucks at life.

  11. Um maybe she’s a puppet? Did you ever think of that? No. No you didn’t. Eracism!

  12. A few of his songs are some of the best soul music made in the past 10 years but the dude has to be giving thanks to Miley for taking attention away from the suit he wore. He looks like he just escaped from prison or was early to the Lakers game he was going to referee. Someone with his musical catalog should have some of the finest suits and fashion advisors around.

    Its like a young Frank Sinatra showing for a performance in overalls and a cowboy hat.

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    Fat Foot
    Commented on this photo:

    His pops was a stud in his time.

  14. Ranish

    She needs to re-think that eyeliner.

  15. me

    I never knew George Michael and the Growing Pains dad had a baby together.

  16. I think Robin makes great music.

  17. ECam

    While it makes for an entertaining photo from a distance, when you zoom in, you can actually see that his hand is not up her bum. He is holding on to something that looks like it could be the woman’s black purse…because his fingers are wrapped around the bag, and because it blends in with her dress, it gives the illusion that his fingers are up her bum. Even so, quite misleading.

  18. Jenn

    Yeah, I think he’s holding his wife’s evening bag. Something is between his hand and her ass.

  19. Hey

    So he has two left hands?

  20. Robin Thicke & Paula Patton, ca. early 2011:

    “Tell you what, Paula. You let me fool around, and I’ll let you bang any of your co-stars on Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.”
    “Deal!…Wait a minute, Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner? I don’t think—”
    “Too late! You already said ‘Deal’!”

  21. john

    whats wrong with her face? She looks dirty. His wife is so much better, beautiful, classy. what the hell was he thinking? idiot

  22. right

    The guy is a fuckin douche. I listened to about 90 seconds. It was all i could take. It’s a few lines of music, repeated over and over for 5 minutes. It’s shit they shovel to the lowest common denominator. His 15 minute clock is at about 14:58

  23. Aggie

    I feel pretty confident that if this guy didn’t have a famous daddy he’d be in jail for sex crimes. If I ever had to be around him I’d invest in a rape bullhorn.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “YOU REMIND ME OF MY DADDY!”

    *Clears throat nervously while trying to think of baseball*

  25. He don’t give fuck but this is going to tarnish career. But let him enjoy the moment because Paula is going to dump is coke snorking ass real soon.
    And I have a feeling that bitch is powdering her noise to.
    In 10 years Robin will be playing concerts behind Halifax auto parts stores with a gut hanging down to his knees and Paula will be a fat has been doing B grade movies wilt Van Dame and Snipes. And their son will be in jail for drug possession and attempted murder on some hoe he picked up on the Vegas strip.

  26. taylor swifts tampon string

    His finger smells like his music….shitty.

  27. ace11

    How come he didn’t stick his fishing pole intot hat ocean?

  28. cc

    Hmph, I wondered why #fingerupherass was trending on Twitter.

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    dot
    Commented on this photo:

    Thicke missed his opportunity for the perfect fish hook

  30. Porkpie

    This guy is a human turd. The girl is corn.

  31. Mrs. Scolaro

    well done sweetie, mommy loves you…. be careful with the eyeliner tho… don’t want you looking like a Max Hardcore girl after Mr. Thicke is done with you… so proud though! daddy sends his love xoxo

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    zorro
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a jackass being mounted by a zebra. Good luck with that.

  33. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    zorro
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s that stupid ass tongue again, and horns on her stupid ass head. Cocaine is a beautiful thing.

  34. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    zorro
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she was sniffing some “blurred lines” before the show. How proud her family must be…

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    zorro
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a keeper to show her kids in the future, that is if she has a future. She’s heading down the road of now return. Good luck skank.

  36. monique

    robin thicke is cuttin up now. that right there is ridiculous for them to have a picture like that with a fan who was all over him the entire night of that party. Imma need paula to handle that im understand she is secure and open with her relationship but damn how open are yall

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    The Janitor
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not gay and I’m not a duck (whateverthefucktheyare), but if you want the right to be gay then someone should have the right to disapprove. It makes sense. For instance, if this Phil(my dick) fella wants to be an idiot, then you have the right to call him an idiot. It wouldn’t even bother him. This is a ridiculous argument. And I’ll furthermore yield. I am a man of logic and boobies, logic and boobies…..

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    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep. She sticks out her tongue in photos because smiling embarrasses her.

    Doing this crap is she’s fine with but smiling makes her blush.

  39. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Beetlejuice and a winged monkey from Oz.

  40. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Her complete understanding of “sexy” is act like a dog in heat. Next she’ll sit on the stage and start scooting.

  41. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Ace Ventura: “Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?”

  42. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Give me my precious, Frodo!”

  43. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    It was more sexually appealing watching Ozzy Osbourne bite the head off a live bat.

  44. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Never seen an ass with a weird gap like that before, it really does look like an uncooked chicken.

  45. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    jug eared kid in the middle has finally worked out what his orientation is.

  46. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Audience: “oh god she had burritos for lunch!”

  47. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Pancake ass.

  48. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    God it’s like a suction cup.

  49. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    She’s like a rectum with a person attached.

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