Robin Thicke Just Joined Leo’s Pussy Posse

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Robin Thicke’s nine year marriage to Paula Patton unofficially hit the skids when Miley Cyrus forever tainted his dick by sliming her hillbilly ass all over it during their VMA performance. As of October 3rd, Paula officially filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” even after Robin released his hilariously pathetic and ultimately ineffective apology album, Paula. Having completely embarrassed her piece of shit ex, Paula can now take solace in knowing Robin will probably live the rest of his sad, lonely life reflecting on what he’s lost. PSYCHE! It’s on to hot vagina. He’s going to have sex with a ton of that shit now. Via Page Six:

Thicke started at nightclub Hyde, then invited a select group, including a host of models and attractive women, back to his house in the Hollywood Hills. Once there, they were met by DiCaprio, “The Dark Knight Rises” star Tom Hardy and “Into the Wild” actor Emile Hirsch.

“Awe Robin, it was so sweet of you to write those songs to try to win back Paula.”
“Yes, that was my intention the whole time I was writing them. To win back my wife of nine years whose vagina I had sex with for nine straight years.”
“That took courage to put yourself out there like th– wait, is that coke?”
“It helps me not be sad. But it only works if I do the lines off of breasts I’ve never seen before.”
“You poor thing!” *takes off dress*

This man’s life until he dies now.

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