In case you live under a rock and/or have a penis, Robert Pattinson of Twilight hysteria appears in the April issue of GQ, and for the record, ladies, I look exactly like this guy. Unless he doesn’t float your boat then I meant to say Mario Lopez. Or how about Ted Danson? Denzel Washington? You know what? Let’s just say my bedroom is poorly lit, and call it a draw.
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Fag.
uhhh, what’s he doin’ in pic #3?
SERIOUS Hollywood douchefag.
hahahahhahahahahaa
most of them are- and throw musicians in there too!
GQ is a gay mag now? Didn’t know that. Otherwise why would there be a photo spread of a man in it?
i’m going to fuck him.
plain and simple.
(to photo above)
…so smoking is cool now?
He has a strange pull over women that taps into their latent desire to sleep with the devil. Valentino had this in the 1920′s.
They were misguided then, because Valentino was gay, and they are misguided again now, because Robert Pattinson doesn’t want to sleep with anyone but himself. This guy is asexual and TOTALLY self-absorbed.
What scares me is he says he wants to go into politics and he claims that he has a “Buddah” in his head who grants him all his dreams and desires. He always talks about selling his soul to the devil for fame. He also says that his sole political ambition is to make the entire world “kiss his ass.” Is this dude the Antichrist? Look at how destructive he is already, making these teen girls love a movie character who is a serial killer!
GQ is for fags
What a beautiful man. Holy fuck.
i seriously do not see the attraction and why girls are creaming their panites over him. but hey, different strokes for different folks right? ladies-he’s all yours!
Why’d they have to choose to do the “edgy” journo thing of printing cool smoking pictures, sod what the doctors say, with HIM? He’s in the biggest TEEN movie of recent months. Way to be responsible GQ.
Seriously, what is with all the homophobic crap on here? If you have a point to make, there’s got to be a better way to do it. I don’t see any comments on here that say things like “fuck what a goddamn disgusting promiscuous breeder” and yet the word “fag” is on here multiple times.
HES SO FUCKING HOT!
I LOVE YOU ROBERT
Great looking kid but really the cigarrette is such a tried old prop. Be cooler if he was smoking a big ol’ blunt.
The only thing better than this post are the comments. A+++ Would ROFL again!
I agree with getting it on rough style with this guy. He looks like he’d give you a good bang and leave right after. I don’t give a shit if he showers… he is HOT.
he’s so perfect, i fucking love him sssssso much.
If I ever got near him-my clothes would spontaneously combust. He is sex on legs
Haha…I heard he’s got a bun in the over. Check it: http://thepopfix.com/2009/03/24/twilight-star-engaged/
ENOUGH WITH THE STINK RUMORS! Whoever spread these rumors is a moron. Don’t believe anything unless it comes straight from Rob himself.
Here is an interview with Rob denying the stench rumors:
http://www.moviefone.com/insidemovies/2009/03/27/robert-pattinson-talks-gossip/
I’m 40 and the thoughts I’m having are wrong. Just wrong.