Rob Lowe’s ex-nanny is ‘allegedly’ a giant crazy whore

A new chapter has begun in the Rob Lowe sex scandal that everyone forgot about. James Maclear, a former chef for the Lowe’s, filed a declaration Friday that the ex-nanny accusing Rob of sexual harassment might be a cock-crazy psycho. Legally speaking. TMZ reports:

James Maclear says he worked for the Lowes as a chef from June to December 2005. In that time, he claims Jessica Gibson had an “overtly flirtatious manner.” He says within hours of meeting her she “changed into hot pants and was laying on the kitchen floor with her legs open in a very suggestive manner.”
He also says Gibson aggressively pursued him — on several occasions telling him “she was very horny” — even though he told her he had a girlfriend. He says once at a friend’s birthday party Gibson paraded around a pizza joint singing the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me” directly to his girlfriend.

James Maclear also claims that he never saw Rob flirt with Jessica and that she’d been reported to her supervisor for her “constant sexual innuendo.” Intriguing. There’s only one way to get to the bottom of this: I’ll have sex with this so-called nanny which will allow me to prove if she was molested by Rob Lowe. I think. The important thing is I’ll lose my virginity. Ha ha, I kid. I lost it weeks ago to The Geekologie Writer’s mom. Best bumper car ride EVER.

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