Posted by Photo Boy
Not unlike meetings in the Situation Room of the White House, we often find ourselves white-knuckled with anxiety over which stories to run. (They wear footie pajamas and drink hot chocolate from sippy cups, right?) Well, recently Rihanna not only went out and got herself a ‘Thug Life’ tattoo in pink letters across her knuckles like some sort of hardscrabble butt-sexing ghetto queen from the streets, but she ALSO paraded around LAX in a see-through dress. Two very serious questions arise in a situation like this:
1.) Was she butt-taken atop a pile of luggage by the entire Baggage Handlers Local #139?
2.) How dangerously close to Danny Trejo‘s nipple was she at the tattoo parlor?
The answers to which lie inside the gallery. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to consult the Department of Agriculture about our dangerously low stores of mini marshmallows. “Mommy!”
Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
If I had to guess I’d say this girl has big mental issues.
Mental pop stars = photos of them doing stupid stuff
She’s going bald.
The only place you’ll see a more ‘ghetto’ black woman is a defendant on Judge Joe Brown.
She looks like a fucking crack head.
very skanky…
Im surprised the tatoo’s dont say right and left.
Or tattoos.
Who wrote this one? Photo Boy or Superfish? I ask ‘cuz it’s much funnier than recent postings.
Agreed, I think we’ve had an imposter posting these the last few days.
Yeah – Thug Life. Don’t come cryin’ when you get your face bashed again, girl. It’s been said if you lay down with dogs, you’re going to be gettin’ some fleas.
Go away, Chris Brown.
This is concidered See-through??
Looks like Chris Brown left his mark on her left bicep…
Not see through. Not even close.
Butt ugly bitch once again showing her true colors.
Thug Life and wearing a John Lennon shirt. What an idiot.
Exactly!
Danny Trejo is badass. I hope i’m in some way related to him. On account of how badass he is. Damn he’s cool.
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle—that ain’t your wife.
This is pretty much the only reason I know the term “thug life.”
“Oh hep C, what’s your name, Oh hep C what’s your name, what’s your name, what’s your name.”
Such an attention whore.
for some reason I absoultely loathe this thing
I’d agree with you, but once I saw all the stories about how much she loves to get drunk, wear bikinis, and grind her ass into the crotch of every random dude that walks by, I inducted her into my personal whore hall of fame. she can murder babies now, and she’d still be cool with me.
If I saw either of these halfwits walking up my driveway, I’d grab a shotgun
cool story bro.
And then Danny Trejo would pull out his even bigger shotgun that has another, smaller shotgun mounted to it, and it would be all over.
Also, the smaller shotgun has a tiny crossbow mounted to it.
hahahahahaha.
She spelled “pug” wrong.
The Situation has a room at the White House?
Jesus I’m tired of seeing this bitch
+1
Nappy hoe
OOO! You KNOW I don’t like these erscerlaters!
“Butt-taken.” It’s like John Donne describing that most difficult of browns.
You one ugly mutha fuckah
the word is out: AMERICANS BEHAVE LIKE LITTLE KIDS!!
(exhausting)
Instead of a dumbass “thug life” tattoo, ol’ gorilla forehead should have instead gotten a “stupid slut” tattoo. Truth in advertising, after all…
Whitney 2.0
GOD DAMN I WANT TO PUNCH HER NOW
So fucking stupid – I give a shit how rich and famous your are that’s just plain fucked up – dumbass
She’s an idiot. What a stupid-ass tattoo.
Tribute to Two-Pack while wearing a John Lennon t-shirt?
Pure class.
Girl really understands her cultural icons.
Two-Pack?
No matter what your position on this tattoo (good or bad) your argument is invalid if you can’t even fucking spell TUPAC -____-
You can take the monkey out of the jungle but not the jungle out of the monkey.
This is just proof that Chris Brown knocked her melon good. Nobody without brain damage would get such a stupid tattoo.
No, Chris Brown knocked her melon good because the girl is a stupid thug slut. He was just trying to knock some sense into this waste of oxygen.
Ok, it was fun to make fun of her for a while because she’s a stupid illiterate whore who got beat up by another stupid illiterate whore,…but really is there any reason to have her here anymore?
She’s not “out of control” enough to rate Lohan type coverage, and she’s so fugly you can’t even justify seeing her nip-slips,…
I think it’s time we all (as a society) just turn our heads and ignore her and her mediocre antics.
Amen
She looks like the Crypt Keeper in this photo. I’m also sure her life is very “thug”
Watch out for this bad ass, Thug Life bunny rabbit.
How is she living the “Thug Life”?????
Per Dictionary.com…
thug
[thuhg] Show IPA
noun
1.a cruel or vicious ruffian, robber, or murderer.
2.( sometimes initial capital letter ) one of a former group of professional robbers and murderers in India who strangled their victims.
More FUG than THUG.
LOVE this post.
hee-hee…tiny crossbow.
Lennon would turn in his grave (he’s on her t-shirt).
I KNEW I’d seen that face before! Thanks for clearing that up.
Everyone knows the secret to world peace that John Lennon was talking about would be accomplished by Thug Life knuckle tattoos
Yes of course, Imagine all the people, killing niggaz and banging hoes. Isnt that the lyric?
PUG life
Wow. Her forehead is doing a strategic attack on the rest of her head.
she’s going down a very dark path.
I remember when she just started out and she was super cute and innocent.
Obviously those days are over.
Still high just like the fans of her music.
uuuuuuuumm! beautiful mama!!!
Looks like this year’s “Flavor of Love” contestants will be better than ever!
Can we have a moratorium from this fame whore?
in all of these photos…something something… crazy LAX lady…something something…saying it all with her mullet.
Thug life with a John Lennon shirt on? I dont believe the lyrics to give peace a chance had a line akin to “kill bitches and hoes”…..but I could be mistaken.