Rihanna’s Thug Life Tattoo or See Through Dress: A Superficial ‘Sophie’s Choice’

January 26th, 2012 // 73 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Not unlike meetings in the Situation Room of the White House, we often find ourselves white-knuckled with anxiety over which stories to run. (They wear footie pajamas and drink hot chocolate from sippy cups, right?) Well, recently Rihanna not only went out and got herself a ‘Thug Life’ tattoo in pink letters across her knuckles like some sort of hardscrabble butt-sexing ghetto queen from the streets, but she ALSO paraded around LAX in a see-through dress. Two very serious questions arise in a situation like this:

1.) Was she butt-taken atop a pile of luggage by the entire Baggage Handlers Local #139?
2.) How dangerously close to Danny Trejo‘s nipple was she at the tattoo parlor?

The answers to which lie inside the gallery. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to consult the Department of Agriculture about our dangerously low stores of mini marshmallows. “Mommy!”

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    If I had to guess I’d say this girl has big mental issues.
    Mental pop stars = photos of them doing stupid stuff

  2. cc

    The only place you’ll see a more ‘ghetto’ black woman is a defendant on Judge Joe Brown.

  3. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo
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    She looks like a fucking crack head.

  4. Dude of Dudes

    Im surprised the tatoo’s dont say right and left.

  5. Ummmm

    Who wrote this one? Photo Boy or Superfish? I ask ‘cuz it’s much funnier than recent postings.

  6. sc4play

    Yeah – Thug Life. Don’t come cryin’ when you get your face bashed again, girl. It’s been said if you lay down with dogs, you’re going to be gettin’ some fleas.

  7. Rihanna See Through Dress LAX
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    This is concidered See-through??

  8. Rihanna See Through Dress LAX
    Jay-V
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Chris Brown left his mark on her left bicep…

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Not see through. Not even close.

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    Browns Suck
    Commented on this photo:

    Butt ugly bitch once again showing her true colors.

  11. maeby

    Thug Life and wearing a John Lennon shirt. What an idiot.

  12. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo Danny Trejo
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    Danny Trejo is badass. I hope i’m in some way related to him. On account of how badass he is. Damn he’s cool.

  13. Thug life!
    Dave Chappelle—that ain’t your wife.

  14. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh hep C, what’s your name, Oh hep C what’s your name, what’s your name, what’s your name.”

  15. Nobody's B

    Such an attention whore.

  16. Burger King Bathroom

    for some reason I absoultely loathe this thing

    • Schmidtler

      I’d agree with you, but once I saw all the stories about how much she loves to get drunk, wear bikinis, and grind her ass into the crotch of every random dude that walks by, I inducted her into my personal whore hall of fame. she can murder babies now, and she’d still be cool with me.

  17. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo Danny Trejo
    Commented on this photo:

    If I saw either of these halfwits walking up my driveway, I’d grab a shotgun

  18. She spelled “pug” wrong.

  19. Jiminy Cryptic

    The Situation has a room at the White House?

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus I’m tired of seeing this bitch

  21. drunk again

    Nappy hoe

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    OOO! You KNOW I don’t like these erscerlaters!

  23. “Butt-taken.” It’s like John Donne describing that most difficult of browns.

  24. Arnie

    You one ugly mutha fuckah

  25. whim

    the word is out: AMERICANS BEHAVE LIKE LITTLE KIDS!!
    (exhausting)

  26. Loser!

    Instead of a dumbass “thug life” tattoo, ol’ gorilla forehead should have instead gotten a “stupid slut” tattoo. Truth in advertising, after all…

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    Great White Pygmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Whitney 2.0

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    GOD DAMN I WANT TO PUNCH HER NOW

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    benifer
    Commented on this photo:

    So fucking stupid – I give a shit how rich and famous your are that’s just plain fucked up – dumbass

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    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s an idiot. What a stupid-ass tattoo.

  31. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo
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    Tribute to Two-Pack while wearing a John Lennon t-shirt?
    Pure class.
    Girl really understands her cultural icons.

    • lili

      Two-Pack?
      No matter what your position on this tattoo (good or bad) your argument is invalid if you can’t even fucking spell TUPAC -____-

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    jk
    Commented on this photo:

    You can take the monkey out of the jungle but not the jungle out of the monkey.

  33. Tom

    This is just proof that Chris Brown knocked her melon good. Nobody without brain damage would get such a stupid tattoo.

    • No, Chris Brown knocked her melon good because the girl is a stupid thug slut. He was just trying to knock some sense into this waste of oxygen.

  34. TheMonkeemobile

    Ok, it was fun to make fun of her for a while because she’s a stupid illiterate whore who got beat up by another stupid illiterate whore,…but really is there any reason to have her here anymore?

    She’s not “out of control” enough to rate Lohan type coverage, and she’s so fugly you can’t even justify seeing her nip-slips,…

    I think it’s time we all (as a society) just turn our heads and ignore her and her mediocre antics.

  35. Sharticus

    She looks like the Crypt Keeper in this photo. I’m also sure her life is very “thug”

  36. rican

    Watch out for this bad ass, Thug Life bunny rabbit.

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    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    How is she living the “Thug Life”?????

    Per Dictionary.com…
    thug
       [thuhg] Show IPA
    noun
    1.a cruel or vicious ruffian, robber, or murderer.
    2.( sometimes initial capital letter ) one of a former group of professional robbers and murderers in India who strangled their victims.

  38. More FUG than THUG.

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    hijkmno
    Commented on this photo:

    LOVE this post.

    hee-hee…tiny crossbow.

  40. vekfan

    Lennon would turn in his grave (he’s on her t-shirt).

  41. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo
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    Everyone knows the secret to world peace that John Lennon was talking about would be accomplished by Thug Life knuckle tattoos

  42. mando

    PUG life

  43. Joe Blow

    Wow. Her forehead is doing a strategic attack on the rest of her head.

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    Phillip
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s going down a very dark path.

    I remember when she just started out and she was super cute and innocent.
    Obviously those days are over.

  45. tlmck

    Still high just like the fans of her music.

  46. Herman Bumfudle

    uuuuuuuumm! beautiful mama!!!

  47. Looks like this year’s “Flavor of Love” contestants will be better than ever!

  48. Mama Pinkus

    Can we have a moratorium from this fame whore?

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    dieter
    Commented on this photo:

    in all of these photos…something something… crazy LAX lady…something something…saying it all with her mullet.

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    ian
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    Thug life with a John Lennon shirt on? I dont believe the lyrics to give peace a chance had a line akin to “kill bitches and hoes”…..but I could be mistaken.

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