Rihanna’s Thug Life Tattoo or See Through Dress: A Superficial ‘Sophie’s Choice’

Posted by Photo Boy

Not unlike meetings in the Situation Room of the White House, we often find ourselves white-knuckled with anxiety over which stories to run. (They wear footie pajamas and drink hot chocolate from sippy cups, right?) Well, recently Rihanna not only went out and got herself a ‘Thug Life’ tattoo in pink letters across her knuckles like some sort of hardscrabble butt-sexing ghetto queen from the streets, but she ALSO paraded around LAX in a see-through dress. Two very serious questions arise in a situation like this:

1.) Was she butt-taken atop a pile of luggage by the entire Baggage Handlers Local #139?
2.) How dangerously close to Danny Trejo’s nipple was she at the tattoo parlor?

The answers to which lie inside the gallery. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to consult the Department of Agriculture about our dangerously low stores of mini marshmallows. “Mommy!”

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

Tags: Rihanna, Tattoo