Here’s Rihanna performing at the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night and she has to be feeling pretty awesome considering this time last year she was recovering from a car door to the face. Also, I can see a whole lot of her right left tit which everyone knows is the antidote for depression. Not the fact that it’s out there, mind you, but the simple fact that I’m looking at it. Trust me, there’s been numerous clinical trials which my lawyer assures me will be knocked down to misdemeanor solicitation if they don’t find the fifth hooker in my crawlspace.
Shit.
Photos: Getty, Splash News
hit me hurt me | February 5, 2010 at 4:24 pm
it’s like she’s in a Prince video
kale | February 5, 2010 at 4:27 pm
superficial writer:
take both hands and stretch your index and thumbs apart until they make a 90 degree angle. Whichever one looks like an “L” is your left hand.
The Bastard | February 5, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Aww, that’s so cute! the Superfishys can’t tell left from right.
david | February 5, 2010 at 4:30 pm
You can see her left tit, not right. You Might want to review first grade curriculum.
stifler | February 5, 2010 at 4:35 pm
it’s a good thing she has a vagina because she can’t sing.
keithypoo | February 5, 2010 at 4:36 pm
If my daughter left the house looking like that, I would beat her ass. What? Too soon?
—Keithypookinschnookumsdarling
ramalamadingdong | February 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm
God, she’s ugly.
the truth | February 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm
this is what happens when trashy people try to dress like they’re “artsy”.
The Bastard | February 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm
The Superficial has been having quality problems for a while now. It used to be wry, though. Guess like any addict I’m still chasing the good buzz of the glory days. But seriously, this site is turning from a guilty pleasure to a bad, pointless habit that I need to shake.
Geekologie is still great, though!
OldGuy | February 5, 2010 at 4:42 pm
She looks like Willis from Diff’rent Strokes
Ego | February 5, 2010 at 4:55 pm
she looks like she’s about to take a shit in that last pic.
this makes me happy in my pants
Ego | February 5, 2010 at 4:56 pm
she looks like she’s about to take a shit in that last pic.
this makes me happy in my pants
Frank | February 5, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Crab attack in pic #5. Scratch it baby, scratch it!
Rough's word apps the Pllrice is FLREEEEE | February 5, 2010 at 5:17 pm
You ever observe a woman, any woman. Even the skinniest, how one minute their ass is symmetrical to their bodies. Upon the slightest bent the the ass just become HUGEEEE, which is one of the most endearing thing you can ever witness…No im not in a dry spell. THx
Valerie | February 5, 2010 at 5:23 pm
So what? Fish never been to Burning Man?
havoc | February 5, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I hear her rendition of Smack My Bitch Up is dope….
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temp | February 5, 2010 at 5:33 pm
haha, looked way better when the victoria’s secret model wore that in the VS fashion show.
http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/victotias-secret-fashion-show-2009-04.jpg
KC | February 5, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Look, she’s wearing a thneed.
All Women Stalker | February 5, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Post title is a fact that kids these days should learn in school.
Melissa | February 5, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Rainbow Brite grew up.
Gurple delux version | February 5, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Why do the uselessly eating African types have to grav their rancid crotches while they sing? Kinda nasty.
Harold^Sick | February 5, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Oh I definitely would.
gigi | February 5, 2010 at 7:06 pm
to rephrase the eloquent & brilliant Paul Mooney: “everybody wanna be Gaga, and nobody wanna be Gaga….” just sayin….
sickitten | February 5, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Ri is a stupid kid skank who lets months of ear wax build up
http://sickitten.com/2009/12/05/hollywood-herpes-a-flow-chart.aspx
see for yourself, child
JDM | February 5, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Hey, it is the Left boob, okay? HER left boob. Yeah, it’s our right because we’re looking at her, but so what? Doesn’t mean the caption/article thing was wrong.
And now to my question…w hat’s the tattoo under her left breast? The picture doesn’t enlarge enough for me to see it.
Rasputins Liver | February 5, 2010 at 8:07 pm
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I dunno, man. Really, this broad is kinda on the grotesque side of things.
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Oh, her bod’s alright. I mean, she’d be ok for a drunken one nighter. But that face is…is….like lookin’ at the back end of some dog.
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Oh well, glad I don’t have to wake up next to that. Besides, who’d want Chris Brown’s sloppy, sloppy seconds?
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minx | February 5, 2010 at 8:11 pm
@17. temp
Hah it looks so hot on the VS model and so stupid on Rihanna.
IronChic | February 5, 2010 at 8:42 pm
You know your getting old when you see Oaktown 357 & Flo Jo’s style being redone!!!
Boonie | February 5, 2010 at 8:51 pm
She dresses like that because she has a HUGE ass NO tits and a hairdresser who hates her.
Russian Kunt | February 5, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Something that belongs in a Baby Phat catalogue.
Cheap and tacky.
timmy the dying boy | February 5, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Rihanna wears crazy shit? I guess you really are what you wear.
Hitler | February 5, 2010 at 9:22 pm
No talent and ugly. No way to go through life.
Still….she’s got a big forehead…..HOT DAMN!!!
P.S.
I LOVE KIDS!!!
Alli Watermelon | February 5, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Why does this cockatoo always grab her snatch?
TheOriginalJoker | February 5, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Crazy shit or not, she could still get it.
Blech | February 5, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Puh-leeze! Rihanna was a star out here before that freak-show, Gaga. I like Gaga, but not everybody wants to be her. She’s totally unoriginal and only wears her get-ups to prove… To prove… To distract us from her big nose and butter face!
I think Rihanna is awesome and you’re all just jealous ’cause you can’t pull off this outfit. Now go back to vacuuming your Cheetos.
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lose man boobs | February 6, 2010 at 12:28 am
pretty girl but there’s a thin line between being stylish and looking like a fool. She crossed that line with that outfit.
Jeff | February 6, 2010 at 1:19 am
no wonder chris brown hit her
Perfect Double Tapered | February 6, 2010 at 1:39 am
This outfit poses a dilemma for me. Do I punch her on the side with the fabric or the side that doesn’t?
– C. Brown
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 7:53 am
She looks like St. Caluse’s raunhcy widow. She used to wear nice garments in the beginning. She is a goodlooking girl (except for the forehead). Looks like she managed to piss off even her gay Italian designers. Now Britney wears messy hair because she doesn’t wash/brush it and some go to the hairdressers and I bet pay big buck to look like THAT, damn awful.
yuck | February 6, 2010 at 11:14 am
ugly
BC2DR Brand | February 6, 2010 at 11:53 am
Might be crazy, but I’m loving it!
rekk | February 6, 2010 at 12:34 pm
By definition, everything she wears is hideous
bleh | February 6, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Is it just me or is this chick looking kiiiinnndda fat lately
Chris | February 7, 2010 at 1:16 am
That is just stupid looking!
links of london jewellery | February 7, 2010 at 3:56 am
Is it just me or is this chick looking kiiiinnndda fat lately
sdfsdfds | February 7, 2010 at 7:52 am
Can all these people please stop trying to be Lady Gaga??? I know she paid some stylists to look like that, too, but she kind of coined the look.
lily | February 7, 2010 at 9:48 am
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watch tv online | February 7, 2010 at 9:52 am
Nice pics.
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Dan Fouts | February 7, 2010 at 1:30 pm
“Hooker in the crawl space”? Fuck that, can you say “nigger in the living room”?