Here’s Rihanna performing at the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night and she has to be feeling pretty awesome considering this time last year she was recovering from a car door to the face. Also, I can see a whole lot of her
right left tit which everyone knows is the antidote for depression. Not the fact that it’s out there, mind you, but the simple fact that I’m looking at it. Trust me, there’s been numerous clinical trials which my lawyer assures me will be knocked down to misdemeanor solicitation if they don’t find the fifth hooker in my crawlspace.