I Dunno… Needs More Butt Sex

November 14th, 2012 // 27 Comments

Here are the new Rihanna wax statues that Madame Tussauds unveiled in Vegas and LA yesterday, and while they look accurate, I’m not seeing a hole to pour rum into to make them butt sex a whole island village. Also, I’m pretty sure these are just begging Chris Brown to buy them so he can practice disposing of her body. “Be real with me. Can any y’all tell where I buried- Hold up, is that a hand sticking out? Dammit. A’ight, do over.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    They started with just a big block of wax and let chris brown punch it into shape.

  2. Snooki's Taint

    Because a Wax Museum is where ALL the kids want to go.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I’d hit it

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Smart of them to pose her in a “submissive” position so that the wax Chris Brown can get an easy right hook across her jaw.

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    Tron
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    I’m not a fan. I dont see what all the fuss is about (other than the news she got beat by that black dude). pass.

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    Smapdi
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    “Why yes, I did have sex with wax Rihanna, And no, I have no plans to make a wax Elmo, why do you ask?”

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    saavik001
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    I’d hit it…

  8. EricLr

    They should have done a beaten and bruised version just to make an artistic statement to young girls about the dangers of not shutting the fuck up when your boyfriend tells you to.

  9. kimmykimkim

    I’d buttsex her all night.

    • By the way, kimmy, I’m so sorry I missed your birthday last week! Why did I think it was this week? Oh, right—because of that time you said it was a week later than it was. ANYway…these are for you:

      [img]http://aka.media.entertainment.sky.com/image/560×835/2012/09/06/Emma-Watson-shows-off-her-Tom-Ford-shoes-0912.jpg[/img]

  10. Moo Cow Hunter

    Never understood this obsession with wax celeb statues. Waxing to celebs on the other hand…

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    dirtdog
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    No thanks.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “You must be this tall to take a swing at Rihanna.”

  13. Rihanna Wax Statues Madame Tussauds
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    Must have been tough to decide how to portray her:
    drunken buttsex Rihanna
    Trashy tattoo Rihanna
    Girl ain’t got no respect for herself Rihanna
    or my personal favorite: Rihanna, customized by Chris Brown

  14. I expected something more like this:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/14/rihanna-jokes-rihanna-chris-brown-punch-demotivational-poster-1241210942-211_267.jpg[/img]

  15. They managed to capture the “constantly needs a shower” look that she always has.

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    Wax?? Should’ve been made of ballistic gel.

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    karlito
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    can’t tell…which one is wax??

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    Doodiehead
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    WOAH!

  19. so what

    Bad wax figure. It isn’t as skanky as the real one.

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    More like Madame Tussauds WHACK Museum.

  21. mel

    oh my shit!! i only noticed about 2 minutes into this piece that it is indeed a wax figure!…i’m not suggestng rihanna LOOKS like a wax figure, (she’s hot – DAMN HOT! – although, i’m 100% certain that a clump of wax is far more intelligent and infinitely more interesting to listen to). i really was awestruck when i first saw her picture – she’s gorgeous, physically speaking. then i heard her interviewed and the whole package became tainted. i just can’t with the mentally retarded.

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    The statue reminds me of the days when I wanted to fuck Rihanna. It’s been so long.

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