I Dunno… Needs More Butt Sex

Here are the new Rihanna wax statues that Madame Tussauds unveiled in Vegas and LA yesterday, and while they look accurate, I’m not seeing a hole to pour rum into to make them butt sex a whole island village. Also, I’m pretty sure these are just begging Chris Brown to buy them so he can practice disposing of her body. “Be real with me. Can any y’all tell where I buried- Hold up, is that a hand sticking out? Dammit. A’ight, do over.”

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