Rihanna Wants You to See Something and Other News

May 27th, 2011 // 73 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Why would anyone think Matthew Vaughn wanted to bang January Jones? [TooFab]

- Courtney Love is like Mother Teresa. She was really into heroin and large penis, right? [Popeater]

- Maybe Amy Winehouse should give her a call. [Dlisted]

- Roseanne Barr might be on Are You There Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea. [Huffington Post]

- Andrew Garfield is about to start slingin’ webs all over young Hollywood. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tara Reid is looking just wonderful. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson has gone too far this time… [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Its Friday, time for photobombs. [theCHIVE]

- Kirstie Alley doesn’t just suck at dancing and dieting. [Celebslam]

- Where was that stunt crew that rigged Hugh Jackman‘s zip-line when we needed them most? [IDLYITW]

- Sarah Palin to Bristol: You’re a whore. [Starpulse]

- Kate Upton must have forgotten that she was going to be photographed today. [Popoholic]

- The ’90s In A Nutshell a.k.a. one of the greatest clips I’ve ever seen. [BuzzFeed]

- Snooki better have bought those diet pills in bulk because she’s still eating. [TooFab]

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  1. Clarence Beeks

    I am so tired of her. If she was really talented, she wouldn’t have to try and be sexy all the time.

    • If she was really sexy, she wouldn’t have to try and be sexy all the time.

    • Staren

      So you’re saying talented women should stop trying to look sexy?

      • in rihanna’s defense you never hear anyone complaining they missed the ass shot. she loves to show it off. and rightly so. it’s quite sexy!

        lmao @ palins. poor grizly mama–her plastic surgery single mom daughter bringin cory in da house. the horror. “he’s a blackie” – “but i love him”.
        oh to be a fly on the wall..

      • Clarence Beeks

        TRYING to look sexy is the point. Sexy is something you are, or you’re not. It comes from within. Rhianna running around in chains, and talking about liking to be spanked is not sexy, it is desperate for attention.

      • yeah or else it’s just because the industry insists you appeal to the s&m/tranny/cabaret/vaudeville crowd, cos apparently none the rest of us matter

      • @Staren: Sexy women don’t have to try, they already are sexy. Talented women don’t have to rely on cheap tactics to get ppl pay attention to them, their talent would stand on its own. Parading around on stage half naked, raping a stripper pole is not sexy and is only used to distract us from shit music and bad dancing. You can be both sexy and talented; Rihanna, Katy Perry, Kesha & Lady Gaga are neither.

    • God is Black

      What’s blue,black and red? Rihanna’s face after Chris Brown goes medieval on it! Oh NOT SEXY IN ANY FORM!

  2. Richard McBeef

    What does she want us to see? Her bulbous, alien-like forehead?

  3. Annie

    Her weave lookin pret-ty fried….

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    frierster
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so ugly… like an orange ape

  5. Unimate

    Of course she’s substituting sex appeal for talent. It’s not a new idea. Would plow.

  6. Drew

    As long as it’s not her face, I’m good.

  7. Burt

    She probably needed industrial strength makeup remover after that shoot.

  8. In pic21 I didn’t know Serena Williams was a back up dancer now.

  9. It had to be said

    In picture three we see the baby’s head crown as it travels through the vaginal canal.

  10. She is so adorable…don’t you just want to hug and punch her?

    “Squeeze”…why, what did I say?

  11. How's my roughing? call (718)915-0476

    Who ever called the 718 number, STOP. For all I know, it could be some church in Brooklyn. You dont want to crank call a church do you? sinners?

  12. cc

    Interesting psychology at work here ‘I am not particularly attractive. Nevertheless, I feel compelled to make myself look even less attractive.’ It’s like she’s got peco, only grosser.

    • cc

      I don’t even know what I meant when I wrote peco. I think I am losing my mind. I was going to write body dysmorphic disorder.

      Whose making a coffee run? No one? *thud*

    • cc

      I might have meant Pica, bianca, but I think I’m having a disorder of my own today. I used to be able to go without sleep. Dammit.

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    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    she was cute when she started out. now shes just not attractive at all.

  14. Linxx

    Look at all the major female singers… all of them are “hot”, none of them are average looking because no one wants to see that…women included.

  15. Venom

    Still waiting for the day for that shit swapmeet red hair to go away.

  16. How did she get her nipple on the side of her boob. Must be one of those new Twist Out bras. Well done, black Little Bo-Peep.

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    mal Gusto
    Commented on this photo:

    She is disgusting. I do not understand how this ugly marginal talent is SO popular.

  18. How's my roughing? call (718)915-0476

    Uh oh! looks like Ma Grisly got a “guest whos coming to dinner” in her hands.

    Seemingly, dark meat will be on the menu.

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    Ted
    Commented on this photo:

    all 3 of you are queer.

  20. Artofwar

    …I love the way the vagina owners on this site, all chiming in sh#t-speech such as “If she was really sexy, she wouldn’t have to try and be sexy.”

    Sorry, but the truth is most women are not sexy—f#ck worthy maybe, however, not sexy are most women.

    And any male that would pass on this piece of tail, owns the full catalog of Barbra Streisand records, and favorite movies are musicals….Artofwar

  21. Mama Pinkus

    this gal is gross

  22. TomFrank

    Why is the ” ’90s in a Nutshell” clip from a movie made in 1987?

  23. Ranbaxy

    Hey, TSW. I really liked when you used to write about Amy Winehouse. I wish you would do that some more. Thanks, and keep up the good work.

  24. Rihanna Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Phhhhhhhhtttttttt!!

  25. UnholyKrep

    What the…. when did Rihanna join the Lollipop Guild?

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    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    hello sailor!

  27. Unbelievable

    SEE WHAT???? THAT SHE HAS HERPES!!!!!!! bitch got owned

  28. Jovy

    “Bitches weave crooked”

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    SteakTarTar
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does this remind me of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles?

  30. the captain

    she just hates it to be seen as a n*gger’s kid.
    THAT’S WHY THE RED HAIRS, folks!!

  31. Rihanna Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Good to see Princess Leia finally letting her hair down.

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    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    heavily padded bra

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    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonderwoman iz in da hood

  34. Rihanna Today Show
    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    .. and then I grabbed his balls and did this with my tongue on the bottom his shaft… had to change wigs after that

  35. leenie

    Tara is too freaking SKINNY! That doesn’t look good!

  36. wily

    The Ompah Loompah Queen!

  37. JN

    Too many gays and racists on this site.

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    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    The blow up Poison Ivy doll version is an improvement over the old punching bag one.

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    frierster
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so loathsome, just like an ape

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    hobo killer
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face looks like she just caught a whiff of her tuna hole.

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    datass
    Commented on this photo:

    I want that ass on my face. And something to cover her ugly face.

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    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yup. At’s mah pussy”

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    DontThinkSo
    Commented on this photo:

    not a heavily padded bra-

    heavily padded with implants!

  44. Jd

    Good Stuff

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    Jjacks
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, y’all are some jealous, mean bitches..Rihanna is a beautiful girl and she looks like an adorable pin up here

  46. i cannot believe this is the type of woman that has become one of the most influential artists in pop music culture…and everything from her style of dressing, music videos to her song lyrics are nothing but sinful. People who know what I am talking about should make a collective effort to stop listening to her songs and paying attention to her. The rest will someday follow.

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    kokolooks
    Commented on this photo:

    look at the gap between her legs…hmmm

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