Hey, TLC, Shut Up And Let Rihanna Be Naked
During an interview on an Australian radio show, TLC decided to go off on Rihanna being naked all the time which is her goddamn right as an American who’s really Barbadian butt royalty if you want to argue over semantics. Via Jezebel:
“Every time I see you, you don’t have to be naked,” T-Boz said. “It’s hard for us to say anything because any time we do, they say, ‘Oh, TLC must be jealous,’ but it is what it is. I call a spade a spade. We became the biggest selling girl group with our clothes on, and that says a lot. It’s easy to sell sex. We could go around with booby cakes all day long.”
In response, Rihanna changed her Twitter background to this:
I might be letting my whiteness show here, but I believe those are booby cakes. Also, didn’t one of them walk around with a condom on her eye? Which is practically a Disney movie next to Miley Cyrus’ labia, so I don’t know why I even brought that up. Just ignore me.