Okay, So Maybe Rihanna’s Not Pregnant
Last week, the big rumor was Rihanna really canceled a bunch of tour dates because she’s pregnant with Chris Brown’s baby. A scenario that would’ve been absolutely retarded for everyone involved which made it all the more plausible. Except here’s Rihanna partying in Ft. Lauderdale last night looking definitely not-pregnant, and before anyone says most, if not all, pregnant women don’t look like Kim Kardashian, I actually thought of something. If Rihanna really was pregnant, she would’ve Instagrammed the inside of her uterus by now. Or at the very least tried to tattoo “Breezy” on the kid’s head. She’s gonna make a great mom.