Rihanna’s Butt Sex Jamboree Is Back!
Full Disclosure: Rihanna’s at Kadooment Day right now, but we don’t have access to the photo agency that used to provide us with no less than 8,000 pics of her rubbing her ass across the entire island of Barbados. Fortunately, Rihanna’s Instagram is goddamn loaded with them because she’s The Saint of All Butts. It’s a Butt-mas Day miracle! – *hoists crippled child onto shoulder, immediately drops him * – Fuuuuck, that kid was heavy.
There’s Even Video!
And This One With A Butt!
And Rihanna’s Butt Sex Jamborees Of Future’s Past Because I’m A Historian. Of Butts.