Rihanna is Sexting Colin Farrell
A source said: “Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?”
I saw footage of Mr Norton’s show when they originally met. Early on Colin complimented her on her dress, which left only her “limbs” on show. He added: “They are very nice limbs. There’s probably a reason I mentioned them, I had to get them off my mind.”
Rihanna then talked about getting a wax treatment, leaving Colin wide-eyed with excitement.
[Insert requisite joke about a little Irish Cream in your coffee here.]
But, no, seriously I can see Rihanna being attracted to Colin Farrell. He’s a bad boy, but with a special needs son with a rare disease that he raises awareness of. Also, he doesn’t beat women’s face into car doors for looking at his cellphone, although I’m not sure if that’s really a factor. Women seem to be into it, otherwise I don’t know how else to explain Chris Brown still selling albums. Is it racist to suggest voodoo? Because I want to say voodoo.