Rihanna is Sexting Colin Farrell

February 22nd, 2011 // 90 Comments

According to The Sun, Rihanna has reportedly been sending Colin Farrell provocative texts after the two met on Graham Norton’s show over Christmas:

A source said: “Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?”
I saw footage of Mr Norton’s show when they originally met. Early on Colin complimented her on her dress, which left only her “limbs” on show. He added: “They are very nice limbs. There’s probably a reason I mentioned them, I had to get them off my mind.”
Rihanna then talked about getting a wax treatment, leaving Colin wide-eyed with excitement.

[Insert requisite joke about a little Irish Cream in your coffee here.]

But, no, seriously I can see Rihanna being attracted to Colin Farrell. He’s a bad boy, but with a special needs son with a rare disease that he raises awareness of. Also, he doesn’t beat women’s face into car doors for looking at his cellphone, although I’m not sure if that’s really a factor. Women seem to be into it, otherwise I don’t know how else to explain Chris Brown still selling albums. Is it racist to suggest voodoo? Because I want to say voodoo.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Omg please get rid of that fucking Kool-Aid colored hair job already!!

  2. none of the pics of her rubbing her twat were included. just doesn’t seem right

  3. Rihanna Colin Farrell Sexting
    Commented on this photo:

    good angle i can’t see her tats ;)

  4. Marley

    Holy crap, she looks like a linebacker here.

  5. Jimbo

    I bet she is a nasty little slut. A little slut I would love to have my way with or at least read her sexting messages…

  6. I would tap that ass. But am I the only one who can see her kitty kat in pic 28. I would go down and lick it.

    • Rocky Dennis

      blech.

      Id tap her upside the head for not doing my laundry correctly or not getting my order correct at the local soul food restaurant.

      • Your Gynecologist

        Bahahahahaha

      • Idiot Police

        I doubt you would even have the balls to show up at the local soul food restaurant. However, she is a multi-platinum solo artist. And where do you work ?

      • Rocky Dennis

        I’m the guy at the bowling alley who sprays the shoes and vacuums the pubes off the lanes

      • Rocky Dennis

        ^^ imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so thanks.

        @ Idiot Police

        I eat at several soul food restaurants on a regular basis, as well as bring clients to them when they come in town, so calm down, sean penn…at least Im not saying shit I cant back up without a police escort or an entourage.

        multi platinum solo artist? so…?

        Charles Manson has millions of “fans” as well, and that doesnt mean shit either.
        Youre a perfect example of someone “wowed” by auto tune, marketing and commercialist bullshit…Sucker…

        She a talentless frog in my book, as well as a moron for not knowing when to shut her god damn mouth for her own self preservation. Not many stupider out there…so save your comments for someone who gives a shit what you think.

    • some certianly has gotten Rocky WAHniels’s panties in a twist!

      Please, relax.

  7. krutboo

    cute face but the rest of her is like a Haitian Sasquatch

  8. Bill Clinton's zipper

    Not feelin it !

  9. Rihanna Colin Farrell Sexting
    Rough of comedy
    Commented on this photo:

    *Makes shocking whistling sound*

    I assume Mr Farrell have good life insurance….

  10. Idiot Police

    and u know this bcos u r one too obviously but without the cash and notoriety. Soooo …..?

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    Tina
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty!

  12. Sexting is just part of what it means to be a flower rebel.

  13. Idiot Police

    O i’m so srry no one told me this was English class.
    How ever you want to dish racist comments…online. But in the real world you cower. Like the weak pathetic opportunists that you are. Its only classless and immature and shows how much you really hate yourselves. Notice how black people don’t waste time hating on people. It’s bcos we love ourselves. Can’t say the same for you however. Soon you will all be totally gone anyway. Who’s the minority now?
    How does it feel to be robbed, taken advantage of by your own government, your own people? I’d bet if you paid more attention to politics and less time hating on people with a life, this country would be in a better place.

    • Shart

      That is better, thanks.

    • 10 things you hate about Rough

      That must be a nightmare. Typical reincarnated as a black person…

      • Skadoosh

        Mediatakeout.com

        All black topics.
        All black readers.
        All black HATE comments.

        Black people do hate on each other.

      • Idiot Police

        You defended my point exactly . We don’t hate on other races’ In you own comments.. We hate on Each Other . But thanks for the site i’ll definitely check it out.

        All black topics.
        All black readers.
        All black HATE comments.

        Black people do hate on each other.

    • Dumbass Idiot Police

      How does it feel to be robbed, knifed, shot at, and extorted by your own kind? When I watch the news it is not a white guy that held up the liquor store or a white guy that did a drive by. So shut the fuck up and stop whining you idiot.

      • Idiot Police

        You whites kill just as much. Ever see a black serial killer? Or a black person go shoot up the place when they lose their job? Nope. Whitey only.

      • Idiot Police

        O you mean you watch Fox News.. yeah whatever. Read the local police blotters then get back to me. Like I said I don’t waste time using profanity to get my point across. And whining is what you are doing. Just vote for Sarah Palin in 2012 like the true patriots you are.

      • Deacon Jones

        Ah. Ye olde serial killer angle!

        Come to Philly and watch the 11 PM news with me. The first 10 minutes is black on black crime, night, after night, after night, after night, after night.

      • IntelligentAsFellasGet

        All I have to say is watch “Bowling For Columbine” it really explains why the news always shows the big scary black man as leading story.

      • Idiot police, cuff and arrest yourself. Your “whitey only” argument is just another spin on hate. We’re humans first, our colors are secondary. Murder and violence are human behavior, and found everywhere we are . So trying to “prove” only “whitey” is violent and hatefilled and black people are saints means you’re just as stupid and racist as people who think every black person is an untapped criminal. And look up Omar Thornton while you’re at it.

        And yeah, black men ARE sexual serial killers. Sipho Agmatir Thwala, aka The Phoenix Strangler, killed at least 19 women in South Africa before he was caught. Again, human behavior crosses all boundaries and race/nationality is secondary to those patterns. The USSR always like to claim that serial killings were a “western” occurance, due to capitalist corruption, and Ivan Chikotilo proved their argument is about as dumb as yours.

        You might want to consider all the open serial cases still on the books, along with the fact that white male profilers seem to be stuck on profiling white males, before you float any more idiocy.

    • Dumbass Idiot Police

      Hey Idiot, who was John Allen Muhammad? I thought you said there were no black serial killers? You are just an uninformed raciest ass wipe. Go crawl back in your hole an shut up

      • Easter Bunny

        IP, go over to Bossip and you’ll see plenty of hate directly at everyone, and it’s much more insidious than anything you read on here.

        LOL at the serial killer/mm reference. Do a little research and you’ll see the per-capita rates much closer than you expect. Let’s not talk about regular violent crime. Oofah…

      • Jillia

        Um yes actually I have seen a black serial killer. Just so happens Philly (fist bump Deacon Jones) had a serial killer called the Kensington Killer not too long ago who was black and raped, sodomized, and killed young girls so suck it asshole.

  14. rosierocks

    I don’t find her attractive at all. I’d rather jerk it to Roseanne Barr.

    • Tom Arnold

      Hey! I didn’t know other people had a fetish for vaginas with sharp teeth and nipples that secrete lard!! I’ll have to talk to her about releasing that sex tape after all.

  15. KC

    I like my women like I like my coffee: black with a touch of Irish cream and slapped around by Chris Brown.

  16. anonymoose

    If you like females with water balloons for legs, this is the specimen for you. If you like females with musical talent, this is not the specimen for you. Also,She’s been tagged; someone grafitti’d her skin. Is that her To Do or To Don’t list?

  17. Deacon Jones

    What is she texting him?

    “Chris, do you like my thick, non-descript legs? How bout my pink wig? yeahhhh”

  18. Idiot Police

    Your comments are always fuked up and her hair isnt pink it’s red you stupid redneck.

  19. Clarence Beeks

    Deacon, i was thinking the same thing. I don’t know how someone who supposedly dances on tour for months out of the year, could have not have one ounce of muscle in her legs.

    • Her legs are the definition of muscular, just not lean at all. One could still have muscle, with fat on top of it. If her legs contained no muscle, they wouldn’t be so…. Not toned…? but firm. Like she would have that little sag bag with her one leg turned to the side like that.

      Her legs are unfortunate though, I think.

  20. Mal Gusto

    I want to beat the scowl off this bitch’s face.

  21. suck it

    Omg they are both so hot! why didn’t Fish include pics of Colin on here too?

  22. Turd Ferguson

    She will never be as big outside her own mind as she is inside.
    Not attractive, not talented. She is PRODUCED. Next …

  23. Cock Dr

    A sexual matchup between the Irish unibrow & the thunder thighs from Trinidad would be worthwhile.
    I didn’t know she would consider dating a Caucasian. She might have better luck.

  24. Rihanna Colin Farrell Sexting
    What?
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to say she looks like an angry horse on the rampage in this pic with her red mane flowing.

  25. So what is up with the Roman numeral tats? Is that how she tracks her abusive relationships?

  26. jojo

    Chris Brown has his voodoo. Colin Farrell has the curse of the Irish. Fair trade?

  27. Shart

    Correct me if this is racist: Ooga Shocka,oooga shocka. Ooga,oooga ooga shocka. She can sample that if she so desires.

  28. Cardinal Fang

    Lawrence Taylor and Wil Smith had a baby?

  29. Shart

    That troll doll that your mother threw out in ’88? It is back and it is pissed.

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    billabong021
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fuckin hot in those pics man.

  31. Maybe she’s attracted to him because of his ability to handle someone with special needs.

  32. cobra

    piece of canuck shit

    • babooda

      Idiot she’s from the island of Barbados…..how exactly does that equal anything “canuck” which references being from Canada? You and “Idiot Police” should get together and have a celebration of stupidity.

  33. Bill Clinton's zipper

    Even in Arkansas, she’s four or five fingers of moonshine on a slow night . Maybe the whole Bottle , depends on how good my vision is without my glasses.

  34. Rihanna Colin Farrell Sexting
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    I had no idea that Rihanna was auditioning for the role of Blanka in the new Street Fighter movie.

  35. cc

    You just know if she hadn’t made it in singing she’d have up in an episode of ‘The First 48′ by now.

  36. Rihanna Colin Farrell Sexting
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently Colin didn’t get the memo. Don’t procreate with gingers. Haven’t you heard the red head gene will work its way out of the population in like 2150? Reds are dead son.

  37. alexandra

    rooster

  38. Rihanna Colin Farrell Sexting
    Commented on this photo:

    hehe that fit´s perfect. Both have an hair problem…his jungel eyebrows and she looks like “Pumuckl” with her ketchup hair.

  39. Dave

    She looks like one of those end-level bosses in Super Mario Brothers.

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    66-James Decotis
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually her hair is red, it looks amazing.

  41. cocoKay

    First Ryan Phillipe, now Farell?! I seriously don’t get the appeal…AT ALL. I would think that the giant five-head alone would be enough to scare away anyone with a penis.

  42. Rihanna Colin Farrell Sexting
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Come at me bro

  43. allfake

    The comments on this board are made by a bunch of insecure pinky penis losers. Go –ck that trash bag Lindsey Ho-han!!!!, that piece of trash will screw you and your mother.

    • noooooooo

      Lmao, so if people think she’s a loon for all the crap she did with Chris Brown they’re immediately obsessed with the idea of having sex with some cocaine addict instead? Nice reasoning there, take another hit of that pipe nutjob.

  44. Nautica

    I think rehaba is a slut gose around in sucks mens duck

  45. Spencer

    Autotune has prolonged the ’15 minutes’ of many a talentless act out there, including this one. And why a haitian sasquatch…are they more terrifying than sasquatchs’ of other cultures???

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