‘She’s More Chris Brown Than Rihanna Now, Punchy And Evil…’

June 19th, 2013 // 11 Comments
Rihanna Attacks Fan Microphone
WATCH: Rihanna Attacks Fan With A Microphone

Here’s Rihanna performing in Birmingham yesterday where apparently her fans were getting a bit too grabby, so she beat them with a microphone. And if you’re thinking, well, she probably did it to get free, nope. She was already walking away before listening to Angel Chris Brown while Devil Chris bit her ear because nobody ever listens to him. It’ll take five minutes to drive back here and run over them with a Lambo. Five minutes.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily

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  1. Groping chicks is a surefire way to get smacked. at least that’s what my probation officer said.

    • Deacon Jones

      They didnt find the bodies in your yard yet, did they?

      I hope you went a minimum of 5 feet down like I told you.

  2. alex

    The very embodiment of class and elegance.

    Take comfort in knowing you Kim Kardasian and Chris Brown are raising your kids the best they can.

  3. Freebie

    She incites her fans by the barely there outfits she wears, the lyrics she sings, the gesturing and crotch grabbing, and when one reaches out to her, she beats that fan with her microphone. These so-called celebrities need to get out of the business if they can’t stand the adoration and attention that fans give them.

    • JC

      In defense of Rhianna (oh god oh god I feel so dirty now), just because a celebrity (or anyone else) walks near you doesn’t mean it’s grabbin’ time.

      On the other hand, don’t go walking amongst the unwashed masses if your security is unwilling or unable to keep the grabbers away, and/or your default reaction to trouble is to hit people.

  4. Anyone who is a ‘fan’ and pays to see her deserves a beating! lol

  5. And it was a chick she hit. She really is taking after Brown.

  6. what a pussy. I bet that barely caused a scalp wound.

  7. The Illuminati Did It

    Two words: Sue her. Riahnna might look like a two dollar whore, but she’s rolling in dough.

  8. interesting to see that the vocals didn’t cut out at all the while the mic was away from her mouth. nor was there a loud thud if she hit anyone with the mic.

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