‘She’s More Chris Brown Than Rihanna Now, Punchy And Evil…’
Here’s Rihanna performing in Birmingham yesterday where apparently her fans were getting a bit too grabby, so she beat them with a microphone. And if you’re thinking, well, she probably did it to get free, nope. She was already walking away before listening to Angel Chris Brown while Devil Chris bit her ear because nobody ever listens to him. It’ll take five minutes to drive back here and run over them with a Lambo. Five minutes.