Rihanna Getting Her Drink On In A Swimsuit And Other News

July 27th, 2012 // 22 Comments

- Prince Michael just blew up Janet Jackson‘s spot, and I still don’t know what the hell’s happening here. [Dlisted]

- Russian social network girls are a mixed bag. [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Stewart‘s people are doing a bang-up job convincing people Rupert Sanders didn’t penetrate her. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Caine: The Original Captain Morgan [BuzzFeed]

- Here’s how you get Zoolander 2 immediately greenlit: “Suppose Alexander Skarsgard didn’t die in that explosion…” [FilmDrunk]

- Christina Hendricks‘ breasts: Still huge. [Popoholic]

- Zahia Dehar, the French soccer prostitute turned teen star (Wait, what?), really knows how to dress. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Grey’s Anatomy is apparently still on the air. That’s what I took from this. [TooFab]

- Here’s Lady GaGa naked in her hotel room, ruining a chair. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- And speaking of naked, that’s how Dax Sheppard proposed to Kristen Bell. [Starpulse]

- The Fonz is playing a porn star. Reconcile that sentence. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Rihanna Swimsuit Yacht Drinking Beer
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    I wish this cunt would just go away already.

  2. JungleRed

    Another photo of Rhianna presenting. How novel.

  3. Cock Dr

    This batch of RiRi vacation shots is surprisingly tame.
    No one is humping her and she’s in a one piece. Huh.

  4. Rihanna Swimsuit Yacht Drinking Beer
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    A very poor reader, Rihanna was later shocked to find out she was not promoting astroglide in this shoot.
    On-set sources also reported that presumably because of this, she misunderstood the purpose of the beer bottle as a prop.

  5. pb

    such a waste of space

  6. LOL, is that a cigar? She’s so ghetto…

  7. Rihanna Swimsuit Yacht Drinking Beer
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    Thanks goodness she’ll die from liver failure with all this drinking so we won’t have to hear about her anymore.

  8. Turd Ferguson

    What a useless tramp.
    She is like a teenager, snapping pics of herself always ALONE dressed like a skank or in a bikini drinking a beer on some rented yacht.

    She will die alone with about 14 cats, wearing a bikini with 5″ sharpened nails.

  9. Rihanna Swimsuit Yacht Drinking Beer
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    Now that’s the best looking ass in show business today!!!

  10. Rihanna Swimsuit Yacht Drinking Beer
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    Why is the bottom of her suit now dark brown when it looked red in the previous pic?

  11. Okay, I’m gonna say this.
    I couldn’t care less about her crappy music and her stupid, stupid voice, and her ubiquitousness all over the fucking Innuhwerbz is beyond nauseating, but let’s give credit where credit is due: the woman is a beauty. Especially when she tones down the stoopid and goes sort of classy, like here.

    In vaguely related news, check out what The Bird and the Bee did with her “Don’t Stop the Music”. Way to turn shit into gold.

  12. Rihanna Swimsuit Yacht Drinking Beer
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    “Get over here and give me a Mexican enema!”

  13. Rihanna Swimsuit Yacht Drinking Beer
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    I can smell that thang from my backyard.

    That being said, I wouldn’t turn her down.

  14. lawn

    She drinks Corona? As if we needed any further confirmation that she’s just a dumb no-class broad. That’s just the icing on the cake.

  15. Frunken

    Did you intentionally combine Zoolander, Skarsgard and a Tenenbaum reference? Because If so I’m going to have to start showing you more respect. Maybe wear a top hat and monocle when I come to the site.

  16. oldfool

    Congrats Russia, now you’re skanks are also duck-lipped.

  17. Toby Weymiller

    She looks like a Sea Lion. Her vag is so crusted over with rapper seamen that you would need a blow torch to break into that monster.

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