Rihanna’s Butt Crack Threw An After Party

May 6th, 2014 // 20 Comments
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I thought I was done with The 2014 MET Gala, but that was before I found out Rihanna‘s butt crack hosted an after party. So here are pictures of that because 99% of my job description is going, “Hey, that’s a boob and/or butt,” then putting it on the Internet. Greatest country on earth, folks, except not really, we’re the mouthbreathers thumbing our buffet guts in our front yards while going “PEW PEW PEW FREEDOM” before accidentally killing a kid because we treat goddamn death machines like fucking toys. And, yes, I just turned an ass post into a gun control rant. Sucketh upon it.

Photos: Splash News


  1. david(guest)

    Well at least we know she wipes

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    She looks hot in this photo. Very nice

  3. Big Ego; NO Self Esteem

  4. Daisy

    You can tell it’s Photoshop! The shadows are all wrong!

  5. I see a few spots on that dress that I’d love to slide a hand (or two) into.

  6. Really...?

    My local italian owed family restaurant has waitresses I want to tongue wash more than her. And I’ve seen her ass naked already.

  7. mark

    I found Rihanna incredibly hot years ago – it was before I’d heard her either sing or speak. then I heard her speak an the hotness completely and utterly disappeared like a massive, putrid log flushed down kim kardashian’s industrial-capacity-sized, custom made toilet. I just can’t bring myself to appreciate the outer beauty of women who are so intensely dimwitted and dumb. I’m not exaggerating – Rihanna is borderline mentally disabled.

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    she cracks me up

  9. She obviously doesn’t know the fashion rule: sideboob or butt cleavage, never both.

  10. She is well on her way to becoming a Kartra$hian stepchild.

  11. dunkydo

    Kim Kuntrashian would have LOVED to wear this dress but Kanye won’t let her.

    RiRi is trash.

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  13. Rihanna Butt Crack Side Boob MET Gala After Party
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    Every man deserves one RiRi in their lifetime. I don’t know how mine never showed up.

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