I thought I was done with The 2014 MET Gala, but that was before I found out Rihanna‘s butt crack hosted an after party. So here are pictures of that because 99% of my job description is going, “Hey, that’s a boob and/or butt,” then putting it on the Internet. Greatest country on earth, folks, except not really, we’re the mouthbreathers thumbing our buffet guts in our front yards while going “PEW PEW PEW FREEDOM” before accidentally killing a kid because we treat goddamn death machines like fucking toys. And, yes, I just turned an ass post into a gun control rant. Sucketh upon it.
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