*sniff sniff* “Dayamn, woman…”
You know how you were young and just about to go someplace really awesome, only to have your parents make you take your little brother or sister with you? That has to be what it feels like to find out you’re performing with Britney Spears. So here’s Rihanna experiencing just that at last night’s Billboard Music Awards where Britney didn’t so much as “perform” as wander around and remember she’s supposed to do something with a stripper pole… eventually. Seriously, at one point, they just started having a pillow fight because apparently playing Pat-a-cake would’ve been way too complex, not to mention involve food. “Why you say cake but no have frostin’?” *throws Rihanna into audience*
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The remix sucks. Britney doesnt add anything to it.
Sign xtina to complete the three crouchketeer tour.
Brit Brit is tired,,,,,,,,,,,irrelevant comes to mind.
agreed. I see this and remember the thing she did with Christina and Madonna…nothing new.. not impressed
might have been worth watching if they’d have performed ON/IN one another
Kinda funny, if you’re into watching awkward, obviously over medicated & under-rehearsed pop music performances.
Yeah, I’m talking about the blonde with thunder thighs.
This song blows nearly as bad as these two washed-up bimbos!
I have never understood the black leather S&M getup I always see Britney wearing when she’s on stage. And it seems like she’s been sporting this look for years. Is it just something she’s always wearing under her street clothes?
Ah-raht y’allz!! Hand over 1 millyun Peeps or BatRabbit starts eatin’ hostages!!
This was awful. They both looked tired, sloppy and awkward.
All that’s missing is unicorns and glitter from this gay man’s wet dream
I was busy watching “Game of Thrones” (air guitar)
at least rhianna sang live.
I noticed that Rihanna sounded live and Britney, as always, sounded pre-recorded.
C’mon, it was part of the theme. Performing with Britney was the “M” and making the audience sit through it was the “S”.
That is pretty funny.
Can someone give me back those 4:24 minutes of my life?
Damn, that Danny Darko bunny got more scary !!
Hasn’t the kissing thing been done? and done? and done…
The middle-aged gay men cheering and singing along was the best part.
Oh I get it! She’s black, Rihanna is black but wearing white, Britney is white but wearing black…and two black dudes feeling really down about this turn their lives have taken.
muah!
Neither of them do much of anything- but I have to hand it to Rihanna for actually singing.
Did I miss something, is Rihanna washed up now?
“In every photo like this…”
wow
what a bum!
is all this stuff supposed to be sexy ?
Kinda messed up that they needed that many buckles to hold Britney in… worse that they made Rihanna wear the same just to match.
Rhianna has no rhythm, Britney doesn’t dance anymore, and the song sucks.
Britney looked great she has lost weight lately
Sure sign the career is on the rocks: you (either of them) dress like a leather slut ready to get pounded and get a collective *yawn* from men everywhere. Might be time to make a sex video . . .
Woah, it’s the rabbit from “Donnie Darko.”
Haha that hand between her legs kinda freaks me out.
Psst – This is when you are supposed to sing and dance, Brittany.
Sometimes, I feel like ruining Britney, sometimes, I feel like buying her a bucket of chicken.
The best part was when the cameras cut to the crowd and 8 people in the audience gave a standing innovation. What were they smoking? And where can I get some?
Haha, a standing what?
hahahaha… a standing innovation, is what i believe he said.
Britney Spears needs to go away. She had a mic in her hand, but was lip-syncing and she dances like a 40 year old woman now. What happened to her? She was great when she did Circus, but now she seems tired and worn out.
And Rihanna wasn’t even better with her off singing and non dancing. Pathetic.
nice freaking ass…btw it looks like shes giving a BJ whie she is stripping
as crazy as she is, i would still beat that up
She’s so crazy she might let ya.
I’ll take the one on the left
I’ll take the one on the right
the left one expired 5 years ago…
Don’t worry girls. Five minutes of rehearsal is plenty.
Would have been better if it had been a bit more thongish.
Look at me , I’m almost sober!
Just don’t ask me to open my eyes
DAT ASS.
Bitch just got AIDS in her mouth.
Judging by the guys faces in the pic Vagasil needs to swoop in and detoxify the air.
A+
I actually think they both look good here for them – but seeing as one of them usually looks like a transexual clown and the other like a Person of Walmart the bar is set pretty low in my mind.
Please hang up. This is a recording. Of Britney’s voice. Again.
this is the day my dick fell off
ahhhh that’s better…
Look how hot Rihanna is compared to Britney.
This is the Spears’ family version of mopping the kitchen floor.