In case you missed it while I was in a coma, some dude in London thought abusing Rihanna with a bottle would teach her a lesson about getting back together with the abusive Chris Brown. So basically the most well-thought plan you’ve ever heard of in your life. Via The New York Post:
Rihanna stumbled and fell into a grate, slicing open her leg. Her assailant yelled something about Brown before hurling the bottle of soft drink Lucozade at the star, the site reported.
Brown infamously beat up Rihanna in 2009, and fans have never forgiven him. Apparently some of that anger has spilled over to Rihanna, after her decision to get back together with the hothead last month.
Look, I’m no fan of Rihanna and Chris Brown getting back together, almost to the point of obsession, but throwing bottles at her isn’t how you solve problems. Unless, of course, the problem is trying to make her come then this is exactly how you solve it. You couldn’t be more on the right track.