Despite spending Valentine’s Day apart because they had another fight and broke up, here’s Rihanna and Chris Brown together again in Hawaii smoking their faces off. Because let’s be realistic, the only way any relationship is gonna work is if you repeat every single destructive habit from before. And, no, I’m not just saying that so they’ll eventually beat each other with sharks. (Ohmygod, just pick it up by the tail, goddammit.)
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Dear Chris and Rihanna,
Please stop with the weed. Move up to heroin or meth instead. It will help speed up the whole “inevitable violent death” thing that we all want for you both.
Sincerely,
Humanity
BOOM.
^^^ this ^^^
She left her ass in her other pants
She never had an ass. This is known.
There’s a relationship that I wouldn’t mind seeing end in a murder suicide.
Just his suicide will be fine. Maybe she’ll swear off stupid men if she finds him dead. It’s a forlorn hope, but I always wish the murder-suicide shitheads will just go straight to the suicide part and forget the victim.
Come to think of it, he may be dumb enough to put the gun to his head while saying “You’re next, bitch.”
Oh, please, oh, please…
These are famous people… for why?
Class and elegance?
“The Superficial”…do all of us a favour…stop reporting on these douchebags. we don’t want to hear about her and her homo boyfriend, the Kardashians or any asshole rapper. show us pretty girls and boobs.
In fact, don’t report on anyone or anything. Just leave all pages blank and we’ll just make random comments about “stuff.”
How about just one post each day with a pic of Louie Anderson, no text, and lots of space for us to all post ‘ha ha, he’s fat!’ comments? and of course, galleries of hot bikini girl pics.
saving his ass again
Maybe, if they keep smoking Hawaiian 24/7, things will be ok.
What is wrong with this stupid monkey. Wear your pants properly like an adult. Tattooed up piece of garbage.
Yeah, pull up your goddamned pants, ya fuckin’ yard-ape.
Jesus that’s a thing of beauty.
I’m surprised she was courteous enough not to toss her cigarette butt.
wtf 2 blunts? oh i see one’s poisoned. that chris…
If that’s polyester or plastic webbing , how’s a Brother gonna get through that? A knife? Oh Chris Brown……………
It is totally cute how they planned their outfits together, both having their asses hanging out.
Except Rihanna has no butt… Where did it go?
Chris Brown beat her ass flat….
That’s her Irish ass
Her mother is of Guyanese descent, her father is Bajan + Irish. Look it up..
He must really know how to lay some dick to her why else would she stay with this dumb fuck.
Here’s to hoping that some crazy local Hawaiian beats the ever loving tar out of him for being on a Locals Only Beach.
Kind of appropriate that this is the last photo of the set considering just moments later her body could be seen floating away in the break of the waves.
It’s a shame they are polluting Hawaii with their presence.
They are the very definition of human garbage.
This reminds me of a young Bobby Brown and Whitney….what bright future they have together.
that is call love
they are beyond ghetto
How did she get Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass away from the French?
A face only a brick wall could love.
they don’t have class.;D
It’s like wearing nothing at all… nothing at all… nothing at all
Oh nah nah…where’s her ass?
Chris Brown would be creaming that every day…
This is my first time on this site ive read the comments about Chris and Rihanna as well s the comments about Jay-Z and Beyoncé and their child, the majority of you are straight assholes, hating is what you motherfuckers are doing, you don’t have to like any of them, but guess what im sure they don’t give a phuck you racist pieces of shit. Leave these people alone and go get you some business you ignorant ass trash.
Dear black people of the world, basketball shorts are not meant for the beach, They make these things called swim trunks, buy some.
I am so disappointed in Rihanna’s flat ass…wtf? I thought she had a nice bubble?
Her white heritage is showing
who is that ??
where is Rihannas’ butt
I was surprised to see her butt was so flat…now I can see it in her shoulder, she’s getting skinny, kinda bummed, I miss THIS: http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihanna-drunken-queen-of-barbados/0801-rihanna-bikini-parade-06
Chris Brown looks like he was the first one to fall asleep drunk around a box of markers and a pack of fucked up friends…
hood rat. She will O.D. in a bathtub one day.