Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

August 1st, 2011 // 244 Comments

While most of us woke up and went to work this morning, Rihanna got up, slid into this a pile of ruby fishnets and started downing rum out of a cup she found lying next to a chicken coop. From there, it was only another a matter of more rum until she thought simulating doggy style sex on a parade float would be an awesome idea. And when isn’t it? Anyway, all this is to celebrate Kadooment Day in Barbados which I’m just going to assume is some sort of ritual to declare a new queen of da island. Later, a bunch of nerds will use “Google” and tell me it’s about the sugar cane harvest then question how I even got this job. Which, funny enough, also involved rum, fishnets and this. Whatever this is.

UPDATE: Added more pics starting here, in case anyone wanted to see Rihanna do a shit-faced spread eagle over an entire Barbadian town thus pleasing the harvest spirits.

UPDATE: And now here’s another gallery because there’s no way this wasn’t going to be an all day drunk butt fest.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. fuck u haters…cant walk in her shoes…not our fault or hers for that matter that u all dont have any culture prefer to adopt others splash a lil paint on it an call it yours…these events culminating in this day is a part of us an she is one of us so dont hate on what u dont understand

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    UngratefulWhore
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    Insert penis here.

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    Justin Timberlake
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    I need to put my dick in this bitch’s ass so baaaad it hurts, man! Got damn, bitch!

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    alli
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    Whoa! That’s all i gotta say

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    alli
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    She has some runs on her bum from on her stockings.

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    Mike
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    It looks like she has a HUGE brown trunk coming out of her stomach

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    They can gold-plate hemmorhoids?

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    dfajklweef
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    omfg yese single greatest picture on the internet

  9. rih rih

    the story was written by a racist!
    how is what she is doung any less classy than being on the beach with a bikini?

    so what yall say women cant have a swim anymore

    anyways who cares what you petty minded people think

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    Mike
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    I see all the guys take time to get dressed up… good lord, couldn’t even throw on a decent shirt?

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    A Watcher
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    Watch the heavens, watch the sky, watch as the days go passing by. “It” will come this I know because a watcher told me so. Now I know what I must do for I have become a watcher too. When you know the end is near, watch and wait for “it” to appear. The watchers know things not of this world. They have been watching man since they were put on this earth. Watch “it’s” coming, will be here soon. Now you’ve been told the watchers are here, watch and wait because this all you can do unless you become a watcher to.

    Remember the watchers are watching you!!!

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    ben dover
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    That’s hot

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    Lo
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    Jeezz those things on her arms look super uncomfortable!

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    mama knows best
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    mhmmm, work it! but wait a sec, let me release the joy of those who visited me before.
    PPPfffffffff, go on))))

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    Gala
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    Yucky

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    EVA BROWN
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    SUCH A WHORE!
    SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED DOING THIS :S

  17. Rihanna Bikini Drunk Barbados Kadooment
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    I don’t care what people say, this is just dry humping, not dancing.

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    BellyFullOfBeer
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    ****BLORRRRRP!****

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    GangaMaipaRegularFucker
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    Fucking Beauty.

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    cloie
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    omg my bf just made out with me crap

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    nahhbicthitsme
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    omged whats up with her fukin hair

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    nahhbicthitsme
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    am leasening to her song right now

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    fOOgAzEE
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    Is that someone’s face under her ass???
    Somebody’s been sitting on strangers’ faces LOL

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    fOOgAzEE
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    She’s definitely getting off on all that johnson rubbing

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    Stubbs
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    bwahahaha drunken queen of barbados :DD

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    tom brady
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    set…hut one hut two…..

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    jx2020df
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    Love that big black ass on my face :D

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    Alexandre
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    I atacully really like the fact that we get to pick and choose which post we want to see. Commenting is also a lot easier now. I don’t get the issue with the font color. The site looks great, better than ever.

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    Dudey
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    Soooo out of shape. Lazy ass will be a fat scrubber in ten years time.

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    Dan.
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    Hot Butt

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    Sprmcandy
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    yuck

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    sexwomenphotos.blogspot.com
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    so yummy!

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    xttaayylorex
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    That run is from her scratching her ass too much.

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    Commented on this photo:

    BEAUTIFUL SEXY WOMAN

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    CHARLOTTE
    Commented on this photo:

    STILL AINT AS EMBARASING AS YOUR FACE. SUCKER. RIHANNA LOVE YOU RUDE GAL

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    eyeballs burnt
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    It’s butt-butt-better in Bar Bar Barhiann- Barbados!

    Rhianna doing her favorite thing. Cut her some-no, not her costume, some SLACK, Jack! Can’t a girl enjoy herself and thousands at the same time without you slobbering all over your monitor? That means computer monitor, not the guy or girl assigned by law to watch you don’t get into more trouble.

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    anita
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    if yall lived in the islands yall understand but you guys dnt .its apart of our culture

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    Commented on this photo:

    Soooooo true i agree with anita….. Just wine at SXM carnival this past weekend :-)

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    candy
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    so far she has the best ass all these celbs have to offer dnt believe me look an Dita Von Tesse, Kim K and Lindsey Lohan.. Rihanna babycakes is #Winning!!

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    candy
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    idgf ill be a riri groupie all day lol.. She so mf fly

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    candy
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    shes flawless idgf wat anybody got to say Rihanna is bangin & still is

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    candy
    Commented on this photo:

    shes som gorgeous

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    candy
    Commented on this photo:

    i love how her bra or watever u call it fits perfect on her boobs. Must be custom made;)

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    candy
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    that must be a fav necklace of hers cuz she always has it on in alotta pic of hers.

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    me
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    please shes a whore n deserved to get her ass knocked out. women get abused all the time n noone says anything but because shes famous now its such a tragedy. bet yall fell dumb as hell now that u knw theyre still fuckin

    • Sexy is not one-size-fits-all

      You are an idiot. Don’t you have a wife beater to change into or a tooth to brush? Maybe you could clean up the trailer?

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    Pimp
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    Sexy

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    Ana
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    Awful bitch, how terrible

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    jenine
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    she is a skanky whore no wonder Chris beat her she aks like a 2 bit 50 cent slut

    • rihannanavy

      its crazy how u come and call her a skanky whore maybe because u are tired of people tellin u that youre one so u come and try to make somebody else feel bad

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    Visible
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    That guy’s pants look tight in the crotch area. There’s even a tiny black dot at the tip. What did I just see? 0.o

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    Visible
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    She will soon enough meet Whitney’s fate!

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