Rihanna Shouldn’t Legally Be Allowed To Wear Anything That Isn’t A Bikini

November 7th, 2013 // 34 Comments

I really don’t have to say anything here except I will point out that this man is the greatest paparazzo that ever walked the earth because I believe in honoring heroes who wake up in the morning and ask themselves whether to disguise themselves as a dolphin or a tortoise to cram a telephoto lens up Rihanna‘s butt. It’s inspiring.

Photos: INFphoto, Splash News

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  1. coljack

    I think the pap who took these pictures disguised himself as a photo bureau with a published phone number and a big bag of cash.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’d prefer that she wear a one piece that covers up that ridiculous tattoo.

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    Cock Dr
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    So funny!

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    She’s quite lovely.

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    Frank Burns
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    Stoobid boobs mustache!

  6. Convex

    If I were into women, I’d want mine a bit more toned and lacking the combined scents of old fish, sweat, smoke, alcohol, and orgy.

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    donkeylicks
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    Not that we don’t know this already but Chris Brown is an idiot.

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    Frank Burns
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    Our first sighting of Photo Boy in the wild.

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    Why do hot chicks think it’s cool to wreck themselves with stupid, ugly tatts?

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    donkeylicks
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    PhotoBoy up to his old photoshop tricks again.

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    Inner Retard
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    From this angle I totally would.

  12. Rihanna Shouldn’t Legally Be Allowed To Wear Anything.

  13. Fuck her and her ugly tattoos.

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    SeriousFace
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    Haha! Aww… But he’s actually not a paparzzo. He’s one half of an acclaimed photography duo: Gomillion & Leupold. They have recently been hired by Rihanna to take photos for/of her intended for a coffee table book. Many of the preview shots that Rihanna shares on her instagram have appeared on this site.

    P.S. You’re welcome! I’m here anytime you would like a joke dissected, rationalized and factualized ( I cannot promise perfect spelling nor the use of only “real” “words” ) so instead of laughing …you learn something!

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    SIN
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    Even with those small tits, this is a nice angle. Beautiful young woman. Not a fan of the tattoos tho.

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    Jock Ewing
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    Look at that eagle claw of a hand

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    Jock Ewing
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    Beats the shoe cam i have. Looks kinda obvious with one shoe the size of a Ronald McDonald shoe

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    I’d eat that out in a heartbeat!!.

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    That body with out the tats would be heaven.

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    “Why isn’t this going anywhere?”
    “Because you’re still on the beach ya stupid bimbo!”

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    “We are required to give you a safety jacket to prevent you from drowning.”
    “Should I put it on?”
    “No.”

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    “When I grow up, I wanna be some immature guy’s punching bag and a skank just like you!”
    “Isn’t that nice…Smile!”

  23. She really is quite pretty. Shame she ruined herself with those shitty tattoos. The rest you could overlook, especially if she bought you a Ferrari, but that chest/underboob crap and the awful hand one are hard to ignore.

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    An ape. Not a woman. An ape.

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    Fap Fap Fap

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    I’ve noticed a lot of celebs have the hands of someone twice their age. From working out with weights and keeping the body fat low?

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    IcabodCrane
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    I would totally put it in her butt.

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    While Eddie Murphy back there imagines that the exhaust of his jet ski is Rihanna. Or Rick James.

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