Now that Chris Brown dumped her to get back together with Karrueche Tran – “Your forehand hurts my hand too much,” he probably said. – here’s Rihanna back home in Barbados yesterday where she’s apparently going to spend the holidays doing nothing but wearing a bikini and getting drunk by herself. Which means we’re literally moments away from watching her attempt to thwart the Mayan apocalypse with drunken butt sex which, according to the prophecy, will only work if done with a pale white boy of slender build. To the airport!
Rihanna In A Bikini Understands Christmas
December 20th, 2012 // 22 Comments