Now that Chris Brown dumped her to get back together with Karrueche Tran – “Your forehand hurts my hand too much,” he probably said. – here’s Rihanna back home in Barbados yesterday where she’s apparently going to spend the holidays doing nothing but wearing a bikini and getting drunk by herself. Which means we’re literally moments away from watching her attempt to thwart the Mayan apocalypse with drunken butt sex which, according to the prophecy, will only work if done with a pale white boy of slender build. To the airport!
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
I would feel just a little sorry for her, what with getting humiliated and dumped by a douche, except that she’s beautiful, rich, young and probably has several pounds of what is probably the best reefer in the world behind those Barbados beach villa doors.
Beautiful. Haha, good one.
Also, Barbados probably gets their weed from Mexican strains and/or suppliers. In other words, it’s probably shit. Come up to Western Canada, we’ll show you what good weed is.
Have Santa put some magic from the north in my Xmas stocking.
Horticultural, behavioral, and personality issues aside, I agree with Cock Dr. I think Rihanna is pretty easy on the eyes. I’ve been waiting for her to call me ever since she and “Brownie” went their separate ways. I know, she’s probably very busy…
Drew shut the fuck up this is the West Indies, we don’t get weed from anywhere else. we grow shit!!!!
And a Merry Kadooment to her.
Great tattoo. Looks like her boobs have a mustache now.
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Ha! Nicely done.
This should be Planters new marketing campaign, except they could toss in a little more money for her to put that glass bottle into a different orfice.
Mr. Peanut has a mustache? I thought that was Mr. Monopoly.
I don’t remember Mr. Monopoly having a monocle. But you’re right on the stache.
You’re right, no monocle for Mr. Monopoly. Iveski made it, so maybe it’s something Canadian. Or perhaps French Canadian.
LOL! Damn it, Iveski. That photo made me spill my lunch. You owe me lunch.
That is the best I have seen her look in a long time.
Great. Now I will never see her in a bikini without thinking of this. Just like how once you learn that every Emily Dickinson poem can be sung to the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas,” you can no longer read her stuff without thinking of that.
Have a shirtless Guy Fieri read you Dickinson’s poetry, that should drive out just about anything else.
She is a pig.
Reefer dingleberries are the worst.
If you’ve ever heard her speak, she’s as stupid as a bag of doorknobs. She got dumped, and she tweeted some stupid hood rat ghetto phrase like “investigate what you speculate”; something that only other illiterate hood rats would understand because it’s so fucking stupid…
She is mad classy!
she is not relevant anymore :)
“Lenny Kravitz, you scared me!”