Rihanna Wants To Have A Kid With Chris Brown. Yup.

In the latest issue of Elle UK, Rihanna opens up about being a complete idiot that wants to bring a child into her relationship with Chris Brown. Because nothing keeps a violent psychopath calm and collected like a crying baby. They practically prefer it. Via NY Daily News:

“‘Stay’ is a story about having love that close and wanting it to last forever,” the “Diamonds” singer explained to the magazine, on newsstand March 6.
“You don’t have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don’t want to let go of it. I would definitely say that he is the one I have that kind of relationship with,” she said of Brown.

“Now that we’re adults we can do this right. We got a fresh start and I’m thankful for that.”

In the not-so-distant future, the singer even hopes to start a family. When asked where she sees herself in five years, Rihanna said she imagines a more maternal role.
“I will probably have a kid,” Rihanna said. “And I’ll have to set some things up so I don’t have to tour for the rest of my life, even though I love touring.”

In Rihanna’s defense, it’s never not handy to have a human shield around. Case in point: Oksana Grigorieva would be dead right now if she didn’t have one to block Mel Gibson’s fist. Which is probably why Rihanna should start popping fertility pills and shoot for multiples because has she actually met Chris Brown? I feel like that might be the problem here. “Ohhh, so he’s the guy that almost killed that chick in his car. Wait, why is the metal plate in my head tingling?”

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