Ricky Martin was gay this whole time

March 29th, 2010 // 123 Comments

Ricky Martin came out of the closet on his official blog today which is awesome because now I cross one more item off my list of things I pretty much know the answer to, but wouldn’t mind having that confirmation.

Things I Pretty Much Know The Answer To, But Wouldn’t Mind Having That Confirmation *UPDATED*

Is Clay Aiken gay?
Should Britney Spears be deemed a burden of the state?
Is Sarah Palin really a fucking idiot?
Does Lindsay Lohan walk around with coke in her shoes?
Does Paris Hilton pay Doug Reinhardt to pretend her vagina isn’t quarantined by the federal government?
Will I ever stop staring at women’s breasts?
Will Ricky Martin ever come out of the closet?
Can I close an HTML tag before the site completely crashes?

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  1. what’s up with the crossed out text? haxors?

  2. ihateemo

    HTML fail!

  3. you forgot to end the strikethrough. It goes all the way down.

    put your end tag in for the strikethrough, please.

  4. ihateemo

    HTML fail!

  5. kiley

    you should close that strike tag, buddy

  6. Ben

    lol someone forgot to close his cross-out tag!

  7. Karen

    Now for Tom Cruise…

  8. ummm close your strikeout tag. or not, for comedic effect.

  9. Spoonman

    Strikethrough first?

  10. ihateemo

    HTML fail!

  11. ULTRA MEGA STRIKE-THROUGH!!!!

    and i called that shit in the ’90s

  12. Nico

    You forgot to close the strikethrough tag, oops!

  13. ULTRA MEGA STRIKE-THROUGH!!!!

    and i called that shit in the ’90s

  14. dayum

    This is my surprised face. Also first.

  15. Karen

    You broke your site. Un-break it right now or I will do absolutely nothing in retaliation.

  16. David

    You forgot to close the strike-through tag.

  17. Irene Barcelo

    I heart the Superficial writer.

  18. David

    You forgot to close the strike-through tag.

  19. ihateemo

    HTML fail!

  20. Assbestos

    Do other people make silly mistakes and get crucified for it?

  21. David

    You forgot to close the strike-through tag.

  22. David

    You forgot to close the strike-through tag.

  23. j

    LOL@2 HTML fail, close that tag bro

  24. Hahah

    Strikethrough <3

  25. oh ok so haxorators

  26. ihateemo

    HTML fail!

  27. Ben

    Will GW learn to close his tags

  28. Mitchrapp

    yay everything is striken-through!

  29. ihateemo

    HTML fail!

  30. Ben

    Will Superficial Writer learn to close his tags?

  31. ron

    put your end tag in for the strikethrough, please.

  32. For this post only, Ricky Martin is as straight as 1999.

  33. bribios

    I thought he came out years ago. I need to get on the ball.

  34. For this post only, Ricky Martin is as straight as 1999.

  35. For this post only, Ricky Martin is as straight as 1999.

  36. Savalas

    Close….the….tag!!!!!

  37. b$

    Overzealous with the strikethrough there…

  38. NowThatWasFunny

    I kinda like the site all struck out….

  39. TekMoney

    Haha! EPIC HTML FAIL!!

    Seriously, everybody knew Ricky was gay, so whatever. Good for him I guess.

  40. Willie Dixon

    Wow, this strikethrough fail is the funniest thing i have seen all day. Jesus – the whole effing site. Did you apply that shit to your CSS? Goddamn.

  41. -_-_-_-_-

    _-_-_-_-_- . , ., .

  42. Nice

    Now everythings strike through!

  43. Dank

    Now everything struck out. wooo

  44. Munky

    Epic website fail.

  45. TekMoney

    Hahaha! EPIC HTML FAIL!!!

    Seriously though, everybody knew he was gay, so whatever. Good for him I guess.

  46. John Galt

    Actually, I am 100% sure that this is intentional. If you retarded, gay, incest loving democrats knew anything you’d have noticed. Wow, are you really that dense?

  47. Kris Kross

    I don’t know what everyone’s so excited about. It looks totally fine to me.

  48. Valerie

    This was pretty funny!

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