Rick Ross Targeted In Drive-By Shooting
Presumably because Chris Brown and Frank Ocean fighting over a parking space was a sad commentary on the current state of hip-hop music – One of them even stayed and talked to the police. Politely! – rapper Rick Ross was targeted in a drive-by shooting that caused him to crash his Rolls Royce into an apartment building in Fort Lauderdale this morning, according to NBC 10. He survived along with a female passenger, but no one has any idea who or where the shooters are. But before this devolves into blaming all gun crimes on black people like every single gun control debate on this site inevitably does, here’s one for the honkies via Gawker:
The teenage daughter of a Minnesota man is accusing him of a pointing an AK-47 at her because she brought home a disappointing report card.
Kirill Bartashevitch, 52, of St. Paul was arrested and charged with two counts of felony terroristic threats for allegedly threatening his daughter and wife with an assault rifle.
Police say Bartashevitch recently purchased the weapons because he was concerned that President Obama was planning to ban them.
It’s almost as if owning a gun makes people, regardless of color, act even stupider than they already are, but I probably shouldn’t say that out lou- NO. It’s too late! The King of England’s already in my house! I was a fool, a damned foo- No, not my toothpaste! Don’t throw away my toothpaste! SAVE YOURSELVES!