It’s Marky Mark’s Wife In A Bikini
I’ve only been back from vacation for one day, and already I’m sick of writing about Donald Trump. So instead, here’s Mark Wahlberg’s wife’s butt in a bikini, which is significant because he refuses to masturbate and only has sex with it thus giving him the strength to stop 9/11. So there’s no way that doesn’t check out. That’s gotta be legit.