REPENT!

September 29th, 2010 // 76 Comments

The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, “It is done!” Then there came flashes of lightning, rumblings, peals of thunder and a severe earthquake. No earthquake like it has ever occurred since man has been on earth, so tremendous was the quake. The great city split into three parts, and the cities of the nations collapsed. God remembered Babylon the Great and gave her the cup filled with the wine of the fury of his wrath. Every island fled away and the mountains could not be found. From the sky huge hailstones of about a hundred pounds each fell upon men. And they cursed God on account of the plague of hail, because the plague was so terrible.
- Revelation 16:17 – 21

Thanks, Jonathan Cheban! I was just thinking the other day, “You know what would be awesome? An entire lake of fire consuming humanity.”

I’m actually being serious. I’ve been in the South for five days. LET’S DO THIS.

Photos: Twitter

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  1. hmna

    Holy mother of fuck.

  2. Taz

    They could be related!

  3. Marley

    I hope everyone who thinks Kim K is attractive takes a good hard look at this picture and realizes that she appears like she could be legitimately related to Snooki.

  4. One more whore walks into that club and they’re going to have to shut it down for sanitation.

  5. Taz

    How many STD”S are in this pic

  6. are paparazzi using cell phone cameras from 2002 now?

  7. Snooki and Kris Jenner
    Aiden
    Commented on this photo:

    Kris looks like Adam Lambert

  8. The Lohans all suck

    Fame Whore Convention?

    • The petulant one

      There should be a convention of douchebags like yourself and the rest of your douchebag kind who like to post douchebagy comments about people such as Snooki and Kim K. whom they’d like to meet/fuck/be but can’t, so they post anonymous douchebag bullsh*t and hide behind lame, douchebag names like The Lohans all suck. Just sayin’.

      • The Lohans all suck

        Wow you nailed me.
        Obviously you have experience at being a douchebag yourself. Always love the people who insist on telling me that I am gay or lame because I dont find some fat, makeup plastered HAG attractive.

        Also nearly everything you say applies to yourself, hypocrite.
        Just sayin…

      • The petulant one

        Whateva. None of what you said, Lohan, makes any sense.

  9. GravyLeg

    Nice wind tunnel….

  10. Cock Dr

    This party alliance of freaky skanks is scary, but we survived the Hilton-Brittany-LiLo conjunction years ago & we’ll get thru this as well.
    If they came in the same vehicle though it should immediately be destroyed.

  11. GravyLeg

    2nd from the left is the only one I would tag…

    Well, I would tag Khloe but when I say “tag” I mean with a numbered ear marker… She is certified free range!!

  12. imagen

    Christ all-fuckin’-mighty, is Snooki a midget or something? Oh, pardon me, little person? Kim is like 5’1 or something ridiculous like that..what does that make Snooki? (Besides a disgusting waste of life and air, among other things.)

  13. sarah

    I am both terrified and amused. And, on a side note, maybe they are related. They all have bad bronzer, shitty extensions, and struggle with their weight. Sounds like similar genes to me.

  14. urmomma

    Do these look “women” look like someone opened a real skanky set of Russian nesting dolls? (Matryoshka doll)

  15. Marco

    Fish, you are funnier on vacation than when you are working. How is that? Or maybe your sub is funnier.

  16. Snooki and the Kardashians
    Real Deal
    Commented on this photo:

    The caption “4 East Indian pigs”

  17. Snooki and Kris Jenner
    Real Deal
    Commented on this photo:

    The caption “Crypt Keeper and a East Indian pig”

  18. josh

    Reading all this bible stuff…how come god was all over the place fucking shit up back then and he doesn’t do fuck all now. I think he must be dead, lets go crazy.

    And i couldnt give a fuck about this picture, it was pretty inevitable and its not like any of them are even slightly influential to anyone apart from the retarded, who will never themselves have any influence over anything either. Like a grenade going off 200 miles underground. Won’t hurt shit.

  19. gross

    oh look, it’s the whoredashians. again.

  20. Uber Violet

    Just a bunch of slutty Iranian girls trying to pass themselves off as Americans, but they’re not too bad if you are into Camel breath.

  21. Sardonic

    So, here’s the proof that the new terrorist alert IS legit.

  22. Hugh Gentry

    hey look at that…4 chicks that are famous for having no talent.

  23. Drew

    You know you’re the “ugly Kardashian” when Snooki looks better than you do.

    Pick and choose which one I’m speaking of. It’s like Choose Your Own Adventure!

  24. RaraAvis

    …and the temperature in LA was 113 degrees. Coincidence? I think not.

  25. Snooki and the Kardashians
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes. I was right. She has morphed into a Kardashian.. Knooki Kardashian

  26. brit

    why’s left boob on #3 magnetically attracted to Snooki?

  27. rob

    Fuck yea, lets rock it Slidell style.

  28. Hugh Gentry

    Seriously….who is Khloe’s dad? Is there anyone that knows?

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      Robert Kardasian, one of O.J. Simpson’s lawyers. He died of a brain tumor a few years back. Jenner is their stepdad.

  29. Case

    I would bang all of them, even the mother…

  30. Interesting Quote from Revelations to use for this picture. I would have ‘fled away’ too if I saw this pack of fake n bake’s standing around looking for prey. Kim and the shorter sister are alright looking but the tall Kardashian and Snooki? Like an ugly female version of Dr Evil and Mini Me.

  31. herbiefrog

    scientologists ?

  32. anonym

    holy shit.

    snooki IS the long lost sister of the kardashians

  33. Randal(l)

    I would guess that they are the four horsemen of the apocalypse, except I’m not 100% sure that at least one doesn’t have a cock

  34. Sasster

    Geez….Khloe’s head is huge!

  35. welldoneson

    The A-10 was designed to provide close air support (CAS) for ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets with a limited air interdiction capability. It is designed exclusively for close air support.

  36. Lisa

    They all look like demons in this pic. I’m still not convinced they aren’t.

  37. Tee

    This is the greasiest-looking bunch of women I have ever seen.

  38. Ash Bones

    Kim or Snooki ?????? Kim has money…. Wow that was easier than i thought..

  39. melissa

    look, i know the south sucks. i live in arkansas. but at least admit that it’s mildly amusing. for every church billboard i see, i get a laugh. the last one i saw said “if you’re looking for a comfortable religion, christianity isn’t for you”. i still don’t know what they meant but it’s beside the point. also, everyday i get on the interstate, i see a billboard that says “are you ready to die today?” no but if i live in this town for another year, i will be.

  40. sarah

    i think khloe is really pretty… nicest and funniest one of the bunch too

  41. katie

    sick of the karTRASHians. next..

  42. anonym

    in a few years, Kim will look like her mom.

  43. captain america

    why does khloe always spoil a nice & hot picture?

  44. Gando

    Holy crap! This must be the four-headed monster!

  45. Willy Wonka

    One fat pig parties with three other fat pigs…

  46. Diesel

    Sweet Mother of all that is Holy!! Just when thought it couldn’t get anyworse… all we need is a guest cameo by Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and we are ready to PARTY! Seriously, I searched and searched but I couldn’t find the news report telling about how that club was burned to the ground with all of them inside. I cried for nearly a half hour… for the love of humanity.. please, someone.. eliminate these women from the face of the Earth.. PLEASE!

  47. sandra

    it’s the slut whoredom party!!!!!!! Rich gangbangers- remember only if you’re wealthy and ethnic, please hook up with the kardishans this way——-]

  48. tom

    Pigs in a Banquet.

  49. jw

    THE FOUR WHORES OF THE APOCALYPSE

    After three months somebody got it

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