The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, “It is done!” Then there came flashes of lightning, rumblings, peals of thunder and a severe earthquake. No earthquake like it has ever occurred since man has been on earth, so tremendous was the quake. The great city split into three parts, and the cities of the nations collapsed. God remembered Babylon the Great and gave her the cup filled with the wine of the fury of his wrath. Every island fled away and the mountains could not be found. From the sky huge hailstones of about a hundred pounds each fell upon men. And they cursed God on account of the plague of hail, because the plague was so terrible.
- Revelation 16:17 – 21
Thanks, Jonathan Cheban! I was just thinking the other day, “You know what would be awesome? An entire lake of fire consuming humanity.”
I’m actually being serious. I’ve been in the South for five days. LET’S DO THIS.
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The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, Oct. 4.
Holy mother of fuck.
Fish posts more on a vacay then when he is working weird.
They could be related!
I hope everyone who thinks Kim K is attractive takes a good hard look at this picture and realizes that she appears like she could be legitimately related to Snooki.
I was thinking the same thing!
She looks like Gozer to me….
Funny. I was just thinking that Kim’s left tit looked good in this pic, and that I would like to bang her. So, Snooki, not so relevant.
I was thinking that her left boob looks like it’s trying to grab onto Snooki!
One more whore walks into that club and they’re going to have to shut it down for sanitation.
How many STD”S are in this pic
I could tell you, but my calculator ran out of numbers to display
are paparazzi using cell phone cameras from 2002 now?
Awwe? Kourt finally found someone shorter than her
LOL I was thinking the same thing!! Dam! Snooki is friggin tiny…
yeah, she’s like a pocket sized orange troll doll.
Kris looks like Adam Lambert
Fame Whore Convention?
There should be a convention of douchebags like yourself and the rest of your douchebag kind who like to post douchebagy comments about people such as Snooki and Kim K. whom they’d like to meet/fuck/be but can’t, so they post anonymous douchebag bullsh*t and hide behind lame, douchebag names like The Lohans all suck. Just sayin’.
Wow you nailed me.
Obviously you have experience at being a douchebag yourself. Always love the people who insist on telling me that I am gay or lame because I dont find some fat, makeup plastered HAG attractive.
Also nearly everything you say applies to yourself, hypocrite.
Just sayin…
Whateva. None of what you said, Lohan, makes any sense.
Nice wind tunnel….
This party alliance of freaky skanks is scary, but we survived the Hilton-Brittany-LiLo conjunction years ago & we’ll get thru this as well.
If they came in the same vehicle though it should immediately be destroyed.
Yes and hopefully you and Lindsay will be the chauffeur and navigator…
2nd from the left is the only one I would tag…
Well, I would tag Khloe but when I say “tag” I mean with a numbered ear marker… She is certified free range!!
Agreed, I would also contentedly ejaculate inside of these bitches.
Christ all-fuckin’-mighty, is Snooki a midget or something? Oh, pardon me, little person? Kim is like 5’1 or something ridiculous like that..what does that make Snooki? (Besides a disgusting waste of life and air, among other things.)
4 foot 9 so yes… midget…
And her penis is still larger than yours.
I am both terrified and amused. And, on a side note, maybe they are related. They all have bad bronzer, shitty extensions, and struggle with their weight. Sounds like similar genes to me.
Oompaloompa convention. Make us some fuckin candybars!!
Do these look “women” look like someone opened a real skanky set of Russian nesting dolls? (Matryoshka doll)
um yeah i would say put them back together but i assume Khloe is on the outside so… puke!
Fish, you are funnier on vacation than when you are working. How is that? Or maybe your sub is funnier.
The caption “4 East Indian pigs”
The other day I said Snooki is morphing into a Kardashian… I guess I was right.
The caption “Crypt Keeper and a East Indian pig”
Nice… a racist and a moron. Are those two things even separable?
Not racist. You must be the moron to thing that.
Reading all this bible stuff…how come god was all over the place fucking shit up back then and he doesn’t do fuck all now. I think he must be dead, lets go crazy.
And i couldnt give a fuck about this picture, it was pretty inevitable and its not like any of them are even slightly influential to anyone apart from the retarded, who will never themselves have any influence over anything either. Like a grenade going off 200 miles underground. Won’t hurt shit.
oh look, it’s the whoredashians. again.
Just a bunch of slutty Iranian girls trying to pass themselves off as Americans, but they’re not too bad if you are into Camel breath.
…that emanates from every orifice…
So, here’s the proof that the new terrorist alert IS legit.
hey look at that…4 chicks that are famous for having no talent.
I was right… she has morphed into a Kardashian… Knooki Kardashian
You know you’re the “ugly Kardashian” when Snooki looks better than you do.
Pick and choose which one I’m speaking of. It’s like Choose Your Own Adventure!
…and the temperature in LA was 113 degrees. Coincidence? I think not.
Yes. I was right. She has morphed into a Kardashian.. Knooki Kardashian
why’s left boob on #3 magnetically attracted to Snooki?
Fuck yea, lets rock it Slidell style.
The del over the spans?? Miss shootin dice at snakes..
Seriously….who is Khloe’s dad? Is there anyone that knows?
Robert Kardasian, one of O.J. Simpson’s lawyers. He died of a brain tumor a few years back. Jenner is their stepdad.
I would bang all of them, even the mother…
Interesting Quote from Revelations to use for this picture. I would have ‘fled away’ too if I saw this pack of fake n bake’s standing around looking for prey. Kim and the shorter sister are alright looking but the tall Kardashian and Snooki? Like an ugly female version of Dr Evil and Mini Me.
scientologists ?
holy shit.
snooki IS the long lost sister of the kardashians
I would guess that they are the four horsemen of the apocalypse, except I’m not 100% sure that at least one doesn’t have a cock
Geez….Khloe’s head is huge!
The A-10 was designed to provide close air support (CAS) for ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets with a limited air interdiction capability. It is designed exclusively for close air support.
The A10 is nicknamed the Thunderbolt. To bad there is never one around when you need it.
They all look like demons in this pic. I’m still not convinced they aren’t.
This is the greasiest-looking bunch of women I have ever seen.
Kim or Snooki ?????? Kim has money…. Wow that was easier than i thought..
look, i know the south sucks. i live in arkansas. but at least admit that it’s mildly amusing. for every church billboard i see, i get a laugh. the last one i saw said “if you’re looking for a comfortable religion, christianity isn’t for you”. i still don’t know what they meant but it’s beside the point. also, everyday i get on the interstate, i see a billboard that says “are you ready to die today?” no but if i live in this town for another year, i will be.
i think khloe is really pretty… nicest and funniest one of the bunch too
sick of the karTRASHians. next..
in a few years, Kim will look like her mom.
why does khloe always spoil a nice & hot picture?
Holy crap! This must be the four-headed monster!
Weird,i didn’t read anything about a scarlet monster with an asymmetric body.
One fat pig parties with three other fat pigs…
Sweet Mother of all that is Holy!! Just when thought it couldn’t get anyworse… all we need is a guest cameo by Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and we are ready to PARTY! Seriously, I searched and searched but I couldn’t find the news report telling about how that club was burned to the ground with all of them inside. I cried for nearly a half hour… for the love of humanity.. please, someone.. eliminate these women from the face of the Earth.. PLEASE!
it’s the slut whoredom party!!!!!!! Rich gangbangers- remember only if you’re wealthy and ethnic, please hook up with the kardishans this way——-]
Pigs in a Banquet.
THE FOUR WHORES OF THE APOCALYPSE
After three months somebody got it