Release the Kraken! And Other News

September 23rd, 2010 // 22 Comments

- Matt LeBlanc hates being called “Joey.” [Popeater]

- Dancing With the Wonk-Boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

- One of these things is not like the other. — It’s Madonna. [Dlisted]

- Karissa Shannon’s sex tape has an exclusive clip also. How fortuitous. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Colin Farrell was on Sesame Street, too? Jesus. [Lainey Gossip]

- Playboy overpaid. [IDLYITW]

- Minka Kelly has ideas. [Popoholic]

- Keanu Reeves likes cupcakes. Of course. [BuzzFeed]

- LeBron James’ alleged dad still wants his free money. [Bossip]

- Bret Michaels is having heart surgery now. Wow, it’s almost like having sex with thousands of strippers is a bad idea. — This has to be a fluke. It’s a fluke. [StarPulse]

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  1. Taz


  2. Savalas

    Joey? The Joey I know doesn’t have all that grey hair.

  3. who is this and why do we care about anything?

    seriuosly, wtf? you post a picture of some unidentified person doing nothing of note? really?

  4. Lady Blah Blah

    JWoww is queued up to get 400k from Playboy for full nudity? Where’s Pol Pot when we need him? Where’s Ed Gein?

  5. e-hamster

    “One person likes this. Be the first of your friends.”

    No thanks.

  6. lauryn

    who even knows who the chick in the picture is

  7. S

    Come on people get it together! It’s Madona a.k.a. Kraken. Please come visit this site more often.

  8. RasputinsLiver


    It’s Hagdonna.

    There’ve been numerous other photos other in this outfit. These were taken on the set of the future floptastic film she’s directing.

    Bitch looks like the fucking Cryptkeeper.


  9. dogonabone

    CHECK OUT THE PLACEMENT OF HER EARS! They have been pulled back 2 inches easily. In a few more years they’ll be on the back of her head.

  10. Joey

    WOAH!!! I’d hit it!

  11. Matt leblanc hates being called joey? I always call him vinny verducci. Is that ok joey?

  12. Slab

    Is she releasing the Kraken from her crotch?

  13. captain america

    some people are always thirsty.

  14. Righty Whitey

    Quick! Somebody shoot it, put it out of it’s misery!

  15. wtfhappened?

    Wtf happened to the i dont even see celebrities anymore!all i see is drug addicts and little flatchested girls…this site should be called…

  16. Rhialto

    We’d all know by now that Madonna happens to like a big piece of wood.

  17. It’s either Samantha Ronson, Samantha Ronson’s mom, or Madonna.

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