Release the Kraken! And Other News

- Matt LeBlanc hates being called “Joey.” [Popeater]

- Dancing With the Wonk-Boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

- One of these things is not like the other. — It’s Madonna. [Dlisted]

- Karissa Shannon’s sex tape has an exclusive clip also. How fortuitous. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Colin Farrell was on Sesame Street, too? Jesus. [Lainey Gossip]

- Playboy overpaid. [IDLYITW]

- Minka Kelly has ideas. [Popoholic]

- Keanu Reeves likes cupcakes. Of course. [BuzzFeed]

- LeBron James’ alleged dad still wants his free money. [Bossip]

- Bret Michaels is having heart surgery now. Wow, it’s almost like having sex with thousands of strippers is a bad idea. — This has to be a fluke. It’s a fluke. [StarPulse]

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