Reese Witherspoon hates dumb blondes

Reese Witherspoon has launched a verbal attack on Jessica Simpson telling her to quit playing on her dumb blonde image.

“Creating a cultural icon out of someone who goes, ‘I’m stupid, isn’t it cute?’ makes me want to throw daggers,” says Reese. “I want to say to them, ‘My Grandma did not fight for what she fought for, just so you can start telling women it’s fun to be stupid.’”

I don’t know who Reese Witherspoon’s grandma is and I don’t know what she fought for, but if it stood in the way of Jessica Simpson’s right to be a stupid blonde then I’m totally against it. One of the reasons America is so great is that all women have the right to be as stupid and as slutty as they want. If a big breasted woman wants to show off her body and pretend she can’t tell the difference between fish and chicken, then good for her. As long as it doesn’t get in the way of her baking me pies in the kitchen then I really don’t care. But once those pies stop coming, you better believe I’m going to write some letters to Congress. Long letters. With exclamation marks. If a woman doesn’t belong in the kitchen baking pies then where does she belong? At the work place? With men? The idea is so preposterous that it makes me laugh just to think about it.