Posted by Photo Boy
Since it seems like today’s theme has inadvertently become Bodies Ravaged By ____ Day, (See: Lindsay = Geological Side Effects, Octomom = Clown Car Uterus, and Snooki = Pickle Juice And Semen) here’s Reese Witherspoon sporting a wet-suit shirt while surfing in Hawaii. I wouldn’t be so crass to imply that pregnancy ruins a woman’s body. Actually, I think I just did that a sentence and a half ago which makes me a liar. In that case, doesn’t Reese look amazing? I bet Ryan Phillippe wishes he’d never moved on to Amanda Seyfried with whom he was able to have sex without worrying about taking a mandible to the jugular. Sarcasm. The laziest form of comedy since home video nut shots.
Photo: Flynet, Splash News
wet-suit shirt = rashguard..
fyi :)
Sooo…when is her due date??? I’m guessing she has twins.
When she does the back float, Roy Scheider wants to close the beach.
geological side effects! that had me rofl-in’.
Does her hat say something about loving the cock?
She needs to take a look at that gut and rethink loving anything that has to do with the cock.
Stop! in the name of bad stomachs.
Her pooch tummy is an homage to her chin. Call her “Double Anvil” now.
So is this bitch pregnant or what? I cant keep track of this shit anymore
Reese is showing one of the two positions in order to attract Mel Gibson.
Girls with guts are totally where its at.
You can always retort back to whatever they say by poking your index finger into their belly and saying, “Now hold it right there, little chubs..:”
listen–i love defaming sarcasm as much as the next geekie, judgmental cyber user, but this one is really a stretch. (pun only pseudo-intended) the only thing wrong with her body is that she has a tiny bit of belly fat, but if you saw the woman in real life you’d probably be too distracted by her perfect skin and impish frame to even pay any heed to that marriage comfort layer she’s gained. just my opinion, but i feel like this is one celeb body that fish scathing humor really doesn’t need to be wasted on…maybe redirect energies on figuring out how super cute girl from ‘say anything…’ turned into this: http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/02/22/previews/Ione%20Skye-SGG-042569.jpg….
I bet you are a big fat fuck.
and i bet your a big fat fuck, with an itty bitty chode.
*you’re…gotta remember my proper grammar while i nom down on these chocolate doughnuts!
I agree….she has a bit of belly fat. So fucking what?
and no, I am not fat and ugly. *rolls eyes*
and your link is busted
tryyyy this one: http://www.juf.org/uploadedImages/Tweens/Celebrities/Ione_Skye.jpg
She’s hot.
ha. this is what she USED to look like: http://www.mondo-video.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Say_Anything.jpg
Have gunt will travel.
I never found her attractive, either do most guys I’m willing to bet.
Women love her, same with Anne Hathaway. Classic example of different tastes in women.
yep, and surprised it took that long for someone to men-chin
Football to the groin has moved beyond lazy to ‘classic’:
http://youtu.be/egsdx_CUYfg
I’d dip her muffin-top in my coffee.
All that her chin is, her ass is not.
She looks very real, very comfortable.
Olympic hopeful concentrates as she tries to do a “belly flop.” Oh wait her belly is already a big flop.
Olympic hopeful concentrates as she tries to do a “belly flop.” Oh wait her belly is already a big flop.
It wasn’t funny in the other pics, it’s sure as hell not funny reading it again sad person.
That’s a gravy bump. She is obese by Hollywood standards. Soon she will be forced to compete with Kirstie Allie for rolls.
“Rolls.” I’m not sure that’s a mistake.
Nice fucking gut ho
Hanging 10…extra pounds
You know you’re a redneck when you like to wear a baseball cap and a t-shirt while surfing
Huge chin, beer belly, under bite. I’d probably crack her anyway, I guess.
Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
Mommy! I am trying to stack the rings, and I can’t find the big blue one!
Heil!
Oh well. I still have a DVD copy of “Fear” I can fire up as the need arises.
Looks like she should start doing some chin-ups to get back in shape.
haaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, SHE HAS THE BELLY OF AN ALCOHOLIC, folks, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
If she exercised throughout pregnancy and after, she wouldn’t have this gut. But like Katie Holmes, she’s super flabby due to:
NO EXERCISE.
it’s weird, she clearly knows photogs are present and seems very much on display. You think while she was posing on a surfboard, turning her ‘best side’ to the camera while having a ‘spontaneous surfing moment’ in an inch of water she would think to suck in her gut.
Okay, in this one she DOES look like a praying mantis.
I’d still spoon all the gunge out of her snatch and stir it into my espresso.
you don’t automatically get a gut because you don’t exercise during pregnancy and lets remember her kids are pretty old. She had them young. I think its definitely that “happy” newlywed comfort gut. But honestly its body type. I’m sure I weigh more than her and my legs and but are bigger but I have no gut and my skin isn’t loose like that anywhere. Some people just carry weight in odd places. Ab crunches for a month and she’d be fine.
Wow, this site has really bombed. All the snark without the humor
It’s all the fat-ass bitches on here PMS’ing at the same time.
hey it’s tiny chode again! tell me chodester, what paradoxical universe do you live in in which women (or men) defending and providing explanations for the better treatment of another person (be they male, female, celeb, or common layman) is translated as PMSing? reese witherspoon is not fat, i am not fat, but apparently your skull is very fat and your poor little peanut sized, hateful brain just has no room to function in there. i just hope you’re trolling and not really this craptastic, for human-kind’s sake.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
No matter what any of you say, this bitch is still richer than you. Her kid’s dog is richer than you. The crust in her panties is worth more than you.
Fat people love to snark at their own kind. Nothing cures the pain quite like a quick snark between snack.
Hey, she’s doing my gang sign! WTF?!?