Over the past few weeks, Reese Witherspoon has looked like this and this despite being a jogging enthusiast who looked like this just before getting married to Jim Toth. Which probably explains why she really didn’t want to be photographed leaving her doctor’s office yesterday with a prominent baby bump that I’m sure we’ll all hear is another attack by the angles and weird shirt conglomerate. However, keep in mind Reese Witherspoon is 35, and if she’s going to have another kid, now’s the time to do it without.. how do I put this sensitively? Shatting a retard baby like Sarah Palin did. Which is probably the least inflammatory way I could’ve said that. I’m like a pregnant lady whisperer, soothing my herd. “Shhh, there, there, cow. There, th- Oh, God, stampede! WHAT DID I SAY?!”
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
“shitting a retard”… perfectly genteel
I’ve always admired the bloggers delicate touch when commenting on sensitive female issues.
Didn’t she sue the last guy that called her pregnant?
Sure looks like it. Can’t wait to do the math, it’s probably why she got married.
Just saw a pic of Paris Hilton looking almost as big as this (on ICYDK). Gag, we do not need Paris reproducing.
Shatting a retard? Low, even for this site. Plus, not funny. Site needs new writers.
We all know this is a liberal site. But Slyvester Stallone has a (what you call a retarded child). Why pick on Sarah Palin? There’s alot women who have kids over 40 and don’t have mentally challenged children. Someone needs a timeout from there writing in the corner.
Stallone’s son is autistic, which I don’t think has anything to do with the age of the mother when she gives birth, so your analogy is inapt. But even if it weren’t, Sarah Palin is surely the most famous mother of a Down’s Syndrome child. I can’t think of any other celebrities who I know have children with DS, and certainly none of them has trotted one in front of the cameras as much as Palin has. So, yes, Sarah Palin is the go-to example of a mother of a child with Down’s Syndrome.
Since “Slyvester” Stallone’s child is autistic, his former wife didn’t have kids when she was over 35, and he never dragged any of his kids into the public eye, substituting him for Sarah Palin goes nowhere fast – but thanks for playing.
Because Down’s syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality, which autism is not, there’s a far greater risk of it occuring in later-in-life pregnancies, which is why “alot women who have kids over 40″ are advised to get amniocentesis, which is NOT such an issue for younger expectant mothers. ” Alot women over who have kids over 40 don’t have mentally challenged children”, but then some women over 40 choose to terminate pregnancies when there’s birth defects involved. The risk for Down’s for a woman of 45 is roughly 1 in every 30 pregnancies – not great odds, so define “alot”, wouldja?
And if “not having a stick up the ass” = “liberal”, fine – I’ll go with that.
Or I will just as soon as you tell me what the political equivalent is for a humorless douchebag who doesn’t know “there” from “their”.
Hey “Doctor” thanks for playing… 1 in 30 odds aren’t bad? Those are considered catastrophic odds in medicine. Moron. And do you know why the numbers are so “low”? Because most women’s eggs are so screwed up at that age that the embryo is about as viable as you are intelligent. If you are going to knock someone on an internet forum, atleast use wikipedia correctly. What a joke
If you don’t like it the GTFO.
Justifiable, since you aspire to be a spelling queen like myself, I’d like to point out that:
A) It is spelled “Down Syndrome”, not “Down’s”
and
B) A lot is two words.
Kisses!
It can be either Down Syndrome or Down’s Syndrome. Look it up.
For the sake of consistency—like Alzheimer’s Disease, Kaposi’s Sarcoma—I prefer the possessive version.
MILF, if you read it again, you’ll notice that “alot” and “Alot women etc.” is in quotes. That’s because
A) I know how to spell “a lot” which the previous poster I was referring to doesn’t,
and
B) if you didn’t pick up on that, forget about aspiring to being a spelling queen, because you’ve totally missed the point in a forest-for-the-trees sort of thing.
TomFrank has already taken have of the Down-Down’s thing most capably. Consider yourself gently admonished – you got off lucky. This time.
Kisses.
I agree — crossed the line. Let’s make fun of the celebuidiots, not the children of them.
BTW, not that I have EVER brought It up BUT, but my son is HowYOUsay, Retarded? My friend was over 35 and had an Autistic child, Jenny McCarthy, Brendan Frasier and (no one talks about it cause he had the “Scientology Magic” but…) even John Travolta’s deceased son was rumored to be challenged. Also, I heard that’s why Johnny Depp is such a recluse(not him, his kid). There are a lot of reasons to have an amniocenblahblahblah, but sometimes that can CAUSE the issue in kids. Especially in youger moms. BTW…Speaking(for once and then I’ll drop it) as a handicapped kid’s mom I would like to say Palin kinda HIDES her kid. She could do a lot for awareness with that big ass(ignorant) mouth of hers. It’s hard carrying a weight like this. I find myself coming to places like this to blow of my mean. But, If I dont laugh, I cry…or stab someone ;O) j/k)
You are funny, I admit, but I think you will end up alone forever.
Are you kidding? Guys who can say stuff like this with a straight face usually have throngs of women coming after them because they want to be the one to break him of his wily ways or something like that.
Who says “Oh God, a stampede!” with a straight face?
did-a-chick dum-a-chum dad-a-cham ded-a-check! Right?
“There, there cow”??? LMAO!
Anyway, she just has gas…I’d stay away from here until she blows that out.
How is the SyFy channel taking it? Is Ryan Phillipe still going to be able to keep their next movie on schedule? “Ryan, Ryan, come out of your trailer, we’re running late and these Gatorsaurus special effects are going to take at least a week of post.”
The writing on this site used to be funny, now it is as if an eighth grader is behind the keyboard. You have officially jumped the shark. Time to give it up if making fun of retarded children is the best you can do.
retarded children are hilarious. I don’t know why you hate them, but some of us don’t hide them in the closet and pretend they don’t exist. we treat them like we treat everyone else…like people. People we’re making fun of.
There’s tons of photoshopped pics of retards about to get done in, by rally cars for example, and everyone laughs at those.
Grow a hide people.
Damn! You really hate retarded kids? You need a soul!
McFeely is an idiot himself, so just don’t look at him and keep walking.
coming in here late to respond. but so far this site hasn’t jumped the shark. it’s in poor taste. but many people do call women who have a belly sticking out pregnant wether they are or not.
She appears to have suffered the consequences of sexual congress, and I might add , I suspect the sexual congress may have occurred before her nuptials
hey little sister, shotgun~
To put it as mildly as I can….Who gives a fuck? First a story about Rodney King getting arrested and then some supposition that a married woman of child bearing years is pregnant…..Fish has shat out a retarded little bundle of …..well, SHIT!
Why do I have the feeling that you’re the guy Halle Berry just took out a restraining order against who’s pissed because no one’s mentioning him?
C’mon Fish….you never go full retard!
Shatting an autistic half-tard would be more subtle
Shatting a retard? Come on. I love the rawness of this site but…that’s a bit much even for me.
What’s with all the FIsh hate? Did a whole bunch of people get redirected here from http://www.only-high-falutin-topics.com? Lighten up, retard-shitting cows. It’s a celebrity gossip site.
I’m disappointed that that site doesn’t really exist.
i have to agree. you want to see shit writing go to WWTDD.com
go there and you will see Fish is not that bad.
Not funny at all – step it up a notch or two –Please!
Usually love your stuff, Fish, but you went too far with this one.
Palin and her ghost baby that no one ever saw her pregnant with. lol
Damn well know that baby is the daughter’s also, that is why she was out of high school for two years.
It probably has the symptoms that it has because either the father or the brother knocked her up.
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Come on you guys, everyone knows it is just a bad fitting shirt and strange lighting
I have been reading your site since 2006 and have referred many people to your webpage over the years. I’m not a politically motivated person, but your comment on Sarah Palin’s child really disappointed me and made me ashamed to be a reader of this site. Please remove the statement or I will discontinue reading and promoting your blog.
Such drama! Will Fish give in to the demands? Will Long Time Reader pack up his things and go? Will Reese be spotted with a bag full of wire coat hangers? Are they for her, or is she sending them to the cast of Teen Mom?Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!
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LOVE the “edge” tag line. bravo!!!
ahahahah iveski!
I’ve been reading this site for THIRTY FIVE YEARS (so my opinion is worth more than yours) and I love jokes made about those little ‘tards.
This is the kind of decisiveness we need to deal with the debt ceiling.
Why so serious? Fish makes a valid point about the consequences of older women having babies and the statistical increase in babies with Downs Syndrome . He just dit it in a tasteless , sophomoric way , which I enjoy .
It’s Funny!
If you need taste and normative comments , I’m sure US today people would be the right destination
“older women”?!? she’s only 35, people, get a grip!
and it’s not like it’s her first child, most of the statistics quoted here are based on first time moms being over 40-45. she’ll have a nice healthy baby and she’s already a great mom.
And we all thought she was just getting fat! Who knew.
Maybe you should go on a three – hour tour , if the babies comment is so offensive . There is no bad taste – actually no real taste at all on Gilligan’s Island
I came up out of my grave for this ?
That was too harsh dude. That’s fucked up. I’ve been coming here for 7 years and this is the worst that’s come out of you. Not cool man. Sarah Palin’s an asshole, but even she doesn’t deserve that.
well said…..
It is a well know medical fact that the chances of having a mongoloid baby increase once the mother is over 40. Women’s bodies were designed by God to have babies in their teens to their late twenties to have the greatest chance of having a healthy baby. Duh!
The chances of a woman over 40 having a “mongoloid” baby are exactly nil unless she fucked a guy from Mongolia 9 months previously.
But good to know that Sarah Palin deliberately flouted God’s plan by insisting that her will, not His, be done.
P-Shopped!
The kid is NOT Sarah Palin’s. You dumb F*ck.
Does she like little people ?
I can only hope that the pimply-assed fuck-tard that now writes this site while he’s masturbating to Ted Kennedy and Obama finally gets his mom pregnant and has a “retard” baby as well.
At least it would mean that he still likes to fuck women unlike Republicans that prefer to fuck little boys in the ass…
And yet, you’re still here, Jackie, reading – and posting…
“If they hate Stern, why do they listen?”
“Most common answer: ‘I want to see what he’ll say next.’ “
Google pictures of her in a bikini from back when she was with Jake G. She has a serious pouch despite working out as she does. I
She desperately looking for some cranberry juice
Last time I will read this site. That “retard” comment was way over the line. Karma is the great equalizer, so get ready for yours. Don’t bother commenting on this, I won’t be back to read it.
How dare you call ANY child a retard!!!! I don’t care how you feel about Sarah Palin, but calling a child who did nothing wrong such a terrible thing is not okay. If I had a special needs child, and even though I don’t, I’d be very hurt. People like you who encourage the use of this word make me sick. Shame on you.
That’s retarded.
Oh please, ‘special needs’ is newspeak crap. Retard far more accurately describes the condition(s) than ‘special needs’.
That’s retarded is right. A retarded child is called retarded. even by the social workers. A special needs child can be anything from autism, emotional disturbances or some physical crippling disease such as the various MDs ,MS ,etc.
Jim Toth is gay so either he got really liquored up and stuck it in her or put his little swimmy fellows in a cup! Either way, they are both fugly as hell and that child will be short, have an over bite, big ass head, hairy bastard!!!!!
She’s not pregnant. Her ass is just on backwards.
The last several times she has been seen leaving the doctors, she has that brown bag. Think she might be doing a turkey baster type thing. She has said in an article that is floating around the internet that they have been trying for awhile now and that her and Toth pray every night for pregnancy. To my understanding, Toth batted for both teams but more towards men.
How incredibly immature & asinine to say something about how old someone is to have a baby then make a disparaging remark about Sarah Palins kid. Guess that’s the only way you can keep readers. Remember what happened to Perez…what comes around goes around! Smh!
First and last time I will visit this site. I don’t know which was worse-the crude comment by the writer or the illiterate, profanity-laden comments. Even the writers’ handles are obscene. What a bore.