That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt

June 13th, 2013 // 41 Comments

Before this year, Reese Witherspoon was always considered one of the good ones in Hollywood. She went to church every Sunday, sheltered young actors after their girlfriends got their vaginas licked by a director, tells her kids to never be like Chris Brown and Rihanna and chastened burgeoning actresses on making sex tapes. Yet in the past two months, she’s been arrested and now I’m looking right at her butt crack (Or her vagina is bigger than we feared.) which all seems random and completely out-of-character. And you know who acts random and completely out-of-character? Pregnant women. Sue your way out of that one! *drops mic*

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, SPOT/AKM-GSI

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  1. What were the butt shots photographed with, a potato?

  2. It’s funny how if a woman wants to feel a little bit naughty, she just puts on a mini skirt and walks around with no underwear…and if the wind exposes her beef flaps to the world, well shame on you for looking.

    But if my penis accidentally falls out ONE time on the bus…

  3. I wish it was the front we got a clear shot of.

  4. fdgsdgs

    COMMANDO!

  5. Reese Witherspoon Butt Flash No Underwear Upskirt
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    Did not want to see……………

  6. Gen

    She’s wearing sheer, flesh-colored panties. That’s why it looks so fuzzy.

    Nice keister, though!

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mah chocolate starfish is an AMERICAIN too, Mr. Policeman!”

  8. Honey

    She looks good for an aging alcoholic.

  9. Reese Witherspoon Butt Flash No Underwear Upskirt
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    I’m calling bullshit. I have studied #1 , #2 , #3 for a long time and methinks she was wearing white panties and all have been photoshopped.
    Yeah Reese wears no underwear, quick access for a dump or tampon? Pleaseeeeeeeee.

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    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish I could tongue her asshole all day.

  11. Baginaface

    WTF did they use a camera phone from 2005?

  12. Nonnie Moose

    I’ve seen her in jeans, and I’d be all over that sexy little butt of hers if given the opportunity.

  13. ObamaSuks

    Farts sure can blow those miniskirts up…

  14. Just came inside from laying sod all day. This is a nice reward.

  15. Reese Witherspoon Butt Flash No Underwear Upskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Cruel fate. Now we shall never know if she is…. LEGALLY BLONDE!

  16. Wayne

    I’d eat the corn out of her poop.

  17. Robb7

    What happened to this once-PG-rated chick who is now a drunken, shit-talking, ass-showing cunt??!!

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    Oprah
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t her mom teach her to wear a slip?
    THIS is what is wrong with America

  19. I think we’re seeing her cute little fanny through a pair of sheer panties. In order to confirm I’ll need to examine them more closely.

  20. ace11

    Did Jake Gyllenhaal nail that Kiester?

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    Jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    If it’s that windy, and you’re wearing a dress with a round/full skirt, wear some damn underwear.

  22. BSName

    Within the next 6 -12 Months this website will be running a Reese is in Rehab story.

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    fyuedyy
    Commented on this photo:

    Reese Whiterspoon’s mom not teaching her to wear a slip is what’s wrong with America? You’re a fucking idiot.

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    lisam
    Commented on this photo:

    girl just gets more sexy everyday…..I hate to wear panties…:)

  25. Vernon Alarcon

    ALL IS FORGIVEN NOW …… and her silence is golden

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    some black guy
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet little MILF ass. nice

  27. Reese Witherspoon Butt Flash No Underwear Upskirt
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    This is what the internet was internet was invented for. Thanks Al Gore!

  28. Reese Witherspoon Butt Flash No Underwear Upskirt
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    I love Reese. Such a sweetheart. And I love this pic of her ass. She’s becoming a bad girl. Love it.

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    Peter
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice pic. Makes you want to go balls deep in her ass and occasionally stop to put it in her mouth.

  30. David Jones

    Ever since I saw her all gussied up in Pleasantville, I wanted to goes ball deep in her mouth and ass with her looking all sweet and virginal.

  31. Reese Witherspoon Butt Flash No Underwear Upskirt
    haha
    Commented on this photo:

    She just farted

  32. She has a very fucking nice ass.

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