That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt

Before this year, Reese Witherspoon was always considered one of the good ones in Hollywood. She went to church every Sunday, sheltered young actors after their girlfriends got their vaginas licked by a director, tells her kids to never be like Chris Brown and Rihanna and chastened burgeoning actresses on making sex tapes. Yet in the past two months, she’s been arrested and now I’m looking right at her butt crack (Or her vagina is bigger than we feared.) which all seems random and completely out-of-character. And you know who acts random and completely out-of-character? Pregnant women. Sue your way out of that one! *drops mic*

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