Seen here thinking James And The Giant Peed-On Peach is an appropriate outfit to wear to Jesus’s house, Kim Kardashian is apparently something rappers brag about having sex with now because Ray J just released his new single “I Hit It First” which, in his defense, is a great way to make everyone forget he was using Whitney Houston for a sugar mama, so well played. Anyway, here are the lyrics via TMZ:
She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.
I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West
No matter where she goes or who she knows
She still belongs in my bed.
Setting aside the fact Kim was, oh I dunno, married before letting her mom film her sex tape with Ray J, this seems like the sort of thing Kanye West probably won’t respond well to. Turns out he mostly doesn’t give a shit. Hollywood Life reports:
We should probably stop hoping for Kanye to release a diss track of his own (that battle wouldn’t even be fair). Instead, don’t expect much of a response from Kim and Kanye, as Ray J fades back into obscurity.
“Tell him to call Ye when he gets to the $100-million mark,” our source concludes. “Cause guess what — Ye ‘hit that’ first.”
“So you’re not at all upset he’s talking about the mother of your child?”
“The who of my what now? Oh, shit, that’s right. I knew there was something I was forgetting about. What was her name again?”
“Pretty sure you made that name up. But whatever, yo, we in Paris. Makin’ ART.” *spins turntable with a croissant*
How that really went.