And by anything I mean Jeremy London. You just read that.
According to RadarOnline, Jeremy’s ex-wife/also crazy drug addict Melissa Cunningham is accusing him of sleeping with the Ground Zero of Tiger Mistresses, Rachel Uchitel, while the two are filming the misleadingly named Celebrity Rehab together:
While he stopped short of denying a romance, London told RadarOnline.com he had a strong relationship with Tiger Woods’ former mistress, someone he describes as an “amazing, intelligent and sensitive person”.
“I’m very protective of Rachel because of our friendship,” London said.
“She’s been wrongfully persecuted by the media and because of what the media has done to me after I was nearly murdered, I relate to her.”
“Rachel and I are good friends PERIOD,” London told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
Let’s take a look at the facts: A. Jeremy London is a horrible liar. B. Rachel Uchitel only has sex with married men. I really shouldn’t have to go farther than that, but if it helps, think of a treasure map where “X” marks Rachel Uchitel’s vagina on Adulterous Slut Island right next to the kidnappers who are going to make Jeremy London have sex with it.
It’s like I’m looking into the future…
Photos: Splash News
i mean, i’d hit it…
She’s hot, and she apparently has the type of personality that can get guys to say shit like ” she’s intelligent and funny.” Which she probably is – a good intellect is what separates a hooker who can $5 million from Tiger from those porn stars who got nothing from Tiger.
A smart broad with a hot body, and no morals can get VERY rich. Take that same body and no moral, but insert a whole lot of dumb, and you’ve got a porn star who will be living in a mobile home in 5 years.
95% of the men that post on this site would fuck her. I’d fuck her, the retard that will inevitably claim she’s “gross” would fuck her. The only people that wouldn’t are self respecting males, none of which read gossip blogs and in turn post about big titted sluts.
Hell, I’m sure even the women that think she’s disgusting wished they looked half that good. Nobody can truly say she’s “ugly” because she’s not. Her personality and the way she presents herself sure is, but who the fuck cares about that when the point is to rail the shit out of her? Most chicks willing to suck some dude off that isn’t their boyfriend/husband probably have personality issues anyway, why is she so different?
My only complaint would be her lips, but a little stretching (over my obviously monstrous e-cock) would help.
true dat
Make that true dat redux.
(But my monster penis is actually real. In my mind it weighs in at 12 inches 15 pounds. The True heavy weaight champion of da world!)
Drew, I agree with you for once
SAME EXACT
There is something very wrong with her left tit.
Could this good girl be nymphomaniacal?!
Hmmm let’s see. If she bangs him, it only means Mr. London is the biggest star on Celebrity Rehab. Well, looks like they’ll never get me to watch that junk. Not enough star power.
I don’t understand something. I know this chick is Tiger Woods mistress (because I read the article, never heard her name before today), but is she famous for something else? She’s posing at events like she’s somebody. Or is she really just famous NOW because she fucked Tiger Woods? Does that make her a legitimate celebrity?
America
Looks pretty damn good…but gotta say pict #4 isn’t the best (Tranny-Tron 4000).
I for one, do not want to be peter in-laws with Tiger, after seeing some of the girls he banged.
So this woman apparently got X (I’ve read figures of 5, 8 & 10) millions of dollars from Tiger Woods in exchange for silence to the grave.
What happened to all that money?
Did it go up her nose so that she now is doing schlock reality TV rehab shows? Is she already broke or just the biggest fame whore ever?
I’d like to see this tranny’s Uchitel Peninsula aka her penis.
Wait…anything?…(smiling)…they just don’t make women like that anymore
She’s one sick bitch. She’s addicted to not only attention but breaking up peoples relationships by fucking the dude. Definite mental problems…
which means the sex is great. “PERIOD”
that dumbass london is now going to get railed in the media by his wife..
Yeah, I would tap that in all holes.
What’s her addiction? Isn’t it supposedly sex? Why isn’t she on the “Sex Rehab” show? I mean, considering how respected and successful these Dr. Drew treatments have proven to be….
I just want to know one thing: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER EYES? It’s like she has a small tit & a large tit….. I know, I know…WHO CARES?!
shes so hot
Fuckin’ MAN HANDS.
Looks hot sometimes but like a Tranny with Man Hands other times. Pass.
nice lips idiot
sign me up.
She looks like a dude in that 4th pic, massive head. So not hot
What is with the pharisees throwing around words like “adulteress” and “slut”? Have the Taliban taken over hollywood and the media ?
Anything? … I’m a thing… Does that mean – …Oh my god!
I’d hit that shit!
LOL @ ground zero line. She’s a 9/11 widow.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSz7sYjfyV4jgsp89ILTMXqrrp2qGnmaz3i0Io0zx-vHkbH3GE&t=1&usg=__6ycrXfsxF9drjAmoOqHH0xf7dnM=
………….EVEN MULES!!!!!!!!!!
She looks hotter with the sunnies on.