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Ugggghh
Tiger is jacking off, as we speak.
No he’s not…Blacks are the most beautiful people in the world. What are you looking for in this pig alike lady?
$10 million dollars never looked so cheap.
Hahaaaa!
+1
Ugh! Whore.
feel better about yourself loser?
Yea, Whore…It show she never wants a black man for her Love from time
when my wife stops giving up her grade A swedish pussy and/or my children ruin it, I think I would use my massive wealth and fame and aim for at least grade B or C pussy rather than just hit whatever came within my dick’s kill radius.
That is obviously not how Tiger thinks.
I think its safe to say, “Tiger” and “thinking” haven’t been formerly introduced.
Wee, they were “formerly” introduce, but he doesn’ remember. Could be because they were not “formally” introduced.
Uchitel’s less attractive than half of those Buscemi chicks
You know, she doesnt seem like that big of a bitch after watching her on Celebrity Rehab.
And I think she looks hot. But, I have a thing for borderline skanks. Suzie Homemaker laying on her back doesnt do it for me.
She’s not hot, she has nice implants that’s it. Ugly girls have to be good fucks, its their only chance of relevency in the world.
Butterface.
She must give some good head because I wouldn’t have gave up Elin for that. What the hell did Tiger do in the bedroom that required him to pay her off? Dirty sanchez, midget orgy?
This means tiger woods saw Gloria Allred as more terrifying than Steve Buscemis eyes…
Wow. That face. Those puffy lips. Those big veneered teeth. Those fake inflated tits. That orange skin. That constant shameless self-promotion. Everything about her screams “class.”
Forgot juicy ass. Dont like her. But cant ignore the fact…
Truth be told, I’d hit it….
of course you would. i’d love to see what all these haters with the harsh words look like that they’d even have the opportunity to turn that down.
twice!
Now we know why she CONSTANTLY wears huge aviators… her face is busted and looks like a late stage body dysmorphia patient, doesn’t match her smokin body at all. Skin like a leather handbag but what do you expect from years of tanning… I’m not the one who will have to deal with the melanoma so why not?
“late stage body dysmorphia patient”
There is no such thing as body dysmorphia. Did you mean body dysmorphic disorder? Which is a MENTAL illness that many people of all shapes and sizes have? You are an idiot, go back to school and actually pay attention this time instead of spitting game at your mentally challenged lab partner.
i’m sure you’re a real catch
@ Richie lol
Kesha and that Snooki thing actually look better with Steve Buscemi’s eyes.
Tiger’s sloppy seconds. Guess it could be worse for that guy.
Well played, aging gold digger. Well played indeed.
Star fucking + multi-million $$ settlement for keeping mouth shut about specific star fucking + using name recognition from star fucking to make even more $$ + using star fucking $$ for Miami Beach vacation with stud of own choosing = winning.
This woman sets the standard for gold diggery.
I dunno, this whole series of beach love is starting to look very staged.
Guess she’s fallen off the Love Addiction wagon
needs poo
pee
poo poo you me ha ha pee pee hoo hoo Rosie.
Grow up
Catch an release plus one.
this is why you dont give toddlers access to cumputers, isn’t time for your nap?
ROSIE .
That starfish bikini really brings out her starfish mind.
She looks like wonk-tits from that “Hills” show.
Guy is enjoying having his picture taken waaaaaay too much.
wearing jewelry in the ocean= taaacky
Could these be any more posed? He is actually looking at the camera. Did someone say cheese?
Hang on, let me position myself so the camera sees my douchebag tattoo.
Is that a surgery scar I spot?
She is cheating on me !
Isn’t that the dude from the Just For Men commercials.
Ah yes the guy she is with has the requisite douchebag asian characters tattooed down the torso, stupid saying tattooed on chest, etc, etc.
Herpes transfer complete.
Yea and smells like Cheetos.
Not too many people look their best after a dip in the ocean. Trust me, Rachel is smoking hot.
FUCKING HELL SHE IS SO UGLY JUST fUCKING HELL FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s her brother.
shazam! needs a little lipo, but otherwise…
Is there anything breasts can’t sell?
GROSS she looks like an ugly plastic bimbo version of Alanis Morisett. FUCK what an ugly face and her body is doughy and nasty.
As for why tiger screwed her, beautiful classy women are way too high maintenance, he just wanted a hole to come in and she is nothing but a living dick holder.
How much did she cost him?
Was Tiger able to get it in the hole?
I’m sure the golddigger can afford to vacation now after extorting Tiger’s money !!!
Yep… where’s the red tide when you need it…. “did she pay for the phototgrapher and her partner at the beach”
after seeing all the bimbo blondes tiger has run through…you would think osambo cudda done better for himself.
no offense woods was the whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a man whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! elin is a goddess. she should have gotten 400 million from that freaking black pig!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate to be mean but she looks absolutely horrible. Just scary gross. She looks like she is aging rapidly. Her face looks like it has had multiple plastic surgeries that have been botched.
Why do Black Men let this happen? Tiger,I cried so much when I got to know you re getting married to a white lady who will surely want to ruin you.
If I’ve got the opportunity to tell you not to go with the lady I will do it but here is the result after so years.
People in Africa thinks you should have done that but it’s a life time lesson that will never erase from your world.
May God heal you Tiger Woods
She is cheating on me :(