Rachel Uchitel in a Bikini and Other News

“This looks worth a $100 million divorce settlement.” – Tiger Woods’ erection.

- Kim Kardashian is Jennifer Love Hewitt now. [Popeater]

- Michael Douglas is probably not a huge fan of greed now. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Lopez is the world’s most beautiful woman. Apparently People magazine isn’t familiar with Minka Kelly or anyone under 40 in general. [Dlisted]

- On that note, Genevieve Morton must be an alien then. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay-Z interviewed each other. Swell. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katy Perry’s breasts will now sell shampoo. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Celebrities with Steve Buscemi’s eyes: Embrace the horror. [theCHIVE]

- There’s just no way PETA won’t have a problem with this. [The Fab Life]

- Donald Trump returns fire on Bill Cosby. [Bossip]

- John Travolta admits his love for sweat-hogs. [Fox 411]

- Lily Aldridge will make some lucky guy extremely happy some day. [Popoholic]

- The 20 Hottest Photos Of Dania Ramirez [Heavy]

- Top 50 Hottest Tall Chicks in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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