Rachel Bilson And That Douchebag Named Their Kid Briar Rose

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Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen named their newborn daughter Briar Rose, but I’m still not sold on Hayden being the real father. I don’t remember anything about how whining into the uterus fertilizes the egg from that Miracle of Life video we watched in 7th grade. But I am now remembering the first time I put my hand down a girl’s pants and I freaked out because I thought it was going to be mauled by a buffalo. And now I’m remembering years of therapy. And now I’m remembering that alcohol was the only way to really forget. And now I’m remembering a friend saying “Hey, you wanna make some money on the Internet?”

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