Rachel Bilson Looks Awesome In A Bikini

April 17th, 2013 // 85 Comments

Rachel Bilson has clearly been eating because she looks fantastic in a bikini now and even has one of those butt things people sometimes have. Unfortunately, it’s wasted on Hayden Christensen, but that’s not so much Rachel Bilson’s fault as God’s for wanting to make sure we know he really fucking hates us. “Apparently killing little kids is a bit too subtle. Ooh, I’ve got just the thing!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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    Artimus
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    Is that a large black penis right behind her?

  2. Jay

    I’m curious, do you think she has ANY contact with Mischa Barton at all? Or do you think she just blocks all texts, phone calls, e-mail, etc?

  3. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    She’s always been very sexy.

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    BP
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    Duh Biyatch! Mix in sum SPF 50!

  5. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    Nice boob tanlines. Might want to get some sun on those things. Preferably with a few cameras around.

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    Nice ass.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Agreed

  8. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    He is not worthy!

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    Deacon Jones
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    Now that’s what “curves” are, not rolls of fat stacked on top of each other

  10. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    Chick in the black bikini’s got a nice rack.

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    Deacon Jones
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    lol

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    Deacon Jones
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    ….every picture

  13. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Nice final photo selection

  15. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    Those hips don’t lie.

  16. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    Coca-Cola bottle shape.

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    Frank Burns
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    Good God! 0_0

  18. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    That’s cute.

  19. Fatactivist

    So unhealthy.

  20. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    I nominate her to play Wonder Woman!

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    Beer Baron
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    ^^ I was going to say the same exact thing, but I was going to replace “sun” with “my dong”.

    And Bob’s your uncle.

  22. I’ve added her to the very short list of women who are physical perfection in my book. Congrats.

  23. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    There lurks a Beast I tell ya! She be blurry thing in the background…..

  24. Cock Dr

    That’s a lovely lady figure.
    If she has implants (and I don’t think she does) she went to the right plastic surgeon.

  25. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    what a cute girl and figure! EAT THIS MICHA BARTON!

  26. Swearin

    No, God punishes us because people actually bought tickets to and the DVD of Star Wars Episode 3 after having already seen Hayden turn Darth Vader into a petulant little shit Episode 2. As I own the prequel DVD’s, I’m as guilty as anyone but hey, gotta complete the collection.

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    No Tats; that looks so nice – but is that even legal now?

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    yoop
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    “How much for a bag of weed? Hang on, let me go get my purse!”

  29. She is the definition of spinner.

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    If they could stick that other girl’s rack with Rachel Bilson’s face…

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    I would fuck the love of Jesus into her.

  32. Love her so much, she is gorgeous. Is she a vampire, I swear she does not age.

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    daman
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    She’s fat.

  34. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    I tried to rub my monkey on Rachel Bilson once. Her response was less “smile”, more “abject terror and disgust”.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    My monkey loves tits too.

    Let me re-phrase that…

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    What could’ve been an all-time great superficial.com pic has been ruined by a hairy backed loser and the whitest person to ever set foot in the Barbados.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Your move Miss Beckinsale. Miss Sand? No. Please.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Anyone for Baywatch : The Remake?

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    tlmck
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    Well it was good while it lasted.

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    maoix
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    I think it’s proper etiquette to wait until you’re waist-deep before you start pissing.

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    catapostrophe
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    I hate her.

  42. BSName

    These celebrities sure seem to like to go to the beach and wear their bikini’s a lot. Especially the ones just starting out in their carriers.

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    NineInchNailed
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    I love LOVE her tiny waist and her being in amazing shape. Also she looks sweet and happy even though she’s with that…thing (who I’m sure is a nice guy but he just sucks so much that I can’t forgive).

    That said, she needs to put on some sunscreen…her progressively redder skin with each picture starts making me cringe from sympathy pain. Ouch! Also…is it an optical illusion or are her legs really only 2 feet long?

  44. Spasmotic

    Boring face boring body boring bikini boring actress boring person.

  45. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    Heroin addiction: the hyperrealistic approach.

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    That butt makes me want to treat people better and maybe plant trees somewhere.

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    Shitty Vader’s gotta be like the sweetest, most well endowed dude on earth because, seriously. Not even I look that much like a freshly extracted gallbladder.

  48. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    I understand, Bearded Guy, I really do. I’m bowing to it too, right now as I’m typing this.

  49. Rachel Bilson Bikini Hayden Christensen
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    Is it okay if I cry a little? This is like that time those baby otters held hands.

  50. get serious

    I’ve always thought she was a cutie; now she’s a sexy cutie…

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