R. Kelly Is Dating A Teenager, Oh Good

♫ Old enough to vote? Get the fuck out. Old enough to drive? Get the fuck out! ♫

According to Jet, R. Kelly has a 19-year-old girlfriend, which should be all kinds of concerning if you know anything at all about R. Kelly. Specifically, that he’s an alleged serial statutory rapist who married Aaliyah when she was 15 and says shit like this:

Even more alarming, R.Kelly has wings, so now would be a good time to get your kids inside.

r kelly wings
“Now usually I don’t unzip ’til I’m in the air going ‘Cacaw!’ and shit, but y’all making R. Kelly feel special tonight…”

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