Haylie Duff and Kristin Cavallari were spotted partying together in South Beach on Wednesday. I’m guessing it was an annual convention for almost-celebrities or something. They probably sat in a circle and took turns telling each other about how they were almost recognized at Arby’s, but turns out it was just the cashier asking if Diet Pepsi was okay instead of Coke.
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J-Unit | March 9, 2007 at 4:04 am
I don’t know these chicks are, but I’d sure FRIST them…
Gerald Tarrant | March 9, 2007 at 4:08 am
This is what Hillary Duff will look like in a few years if she starts hanging out with Paris.
saradevil | March 9, 2007 at 4:13 am
These girls aren’t nearly pasty enough. More Kirsten Dunst!
TashaVin` | March 9, 2007 at 4:22 am
Shes foxy!
But, her little sister… Hilary Duff, ain’t quite old enough, so I ain’t ever seen a Butt like that… (eminem)
Chouli | March 9, 2007 at 4:24 am
What do you think that oh-so-stylish key Kristin is wearing around her neck goes to? Untapped talent?
Its heartwarming to see two pretty young ladies looking so relieved and grateful to be noticed.
fame is funny | March 9, 2007 at 4:42 am
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
HerpesHilton | March 9, 2007 at 4:47 am
Such bright pretty colors. Is it just me, or does Haylie have Paris-sized feet?
Mr.Eps | March 9, 2007 at 5:05 am
And such posts from such sites only helps these useless people rise from obscurity
Dr.kevinpothead | March 9, 2007 at 5:07 am
kristin fuggallari needs to just disappear. i think she looks ilke a horse ( perfect that she hangs with her other equanines), and has THE most annoying donkey nasal voice. i wonder how many times shes had to blow, fuck, or whatever to land a role in ANY C-list flick….sorry, cant stand this girl she looks like she reeks of yeast infections and is just BUTTA! lol
Dr.kevinpothead | March 9, 2007 at 5:08 am
Mr. Eps you said it
hotguy | March 9, 2007 at 5:26 am
Yawns and goes to wash cat again! here, pussy pussy pussy?
idiotcelebs | March 9, 2007 at 5:33 am
They should invite Antonella Barba to join them…
JessW | March 9, 2007 at 5:46 am
Haylie is pretty, but she almost looks older than Hillary!
It looks like the other girl is trying look like Carmen Electra. Or is it just me?
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 9, 2007 at 5:54 am
When is Hilary gonna buy her big sis a nose job??
Jenster | March 9, 2007 at 6:09 am
hahaha thats great “HAlie Duff and Kristen Cavalerri are very famous” Good one.
I give them another 6months before theyre on the next cast for the “Surreal Life”
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 9, 2007 at 6:11 am
“Vote For Summer!”
Adult Underoos | March 9, 2007 at 6:48 am
did duff get a chin implant?! holy leno that shit is pointy!
Courtney | March 9, 2007 at 6:57 am
Why does random blonde girl from that one “reality” show always look like she’s shooting a toothpaste commercial.
therapture | March 9, 2007 at 7:00 am
I would hit it, gladly. Twice. And then call in Hilary and repeat. Hell, for that matter, call in Paris, I’ll take a chance….
doogleberg | March 9, 2007 at 7:12 am
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
A horse named Haylie walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Thanks…I’ll be here all week.
doogleberg | March 9, 2007 at 7:13 am
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
A horse named Haylie walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Thanks…I’ll be here all week.
shanonorato | March 9, 2007 at 7:26 am
Horseface and Plain Jane
Joshingya31 | March 9, 2007 at 7:40 am
Ok i know the one girl was Pedro but who the fuck is the other one?
Captain America | March 9, 2007 at 7:45 am
These hags should be on a rock calling horny sailors to their doom.
murmurzz | March 9, 2007 at 7:51 am
If these bitches are famous, *I* could be famous, damnit!
I’d be as excited as these girls, too, if the papparazzi mistook me for an actual celebrity and started snapping my picture.
Tits_McGhee | March 9, 2007 at 7:52 am
These two should be sterelized, or else they are gonna be the next to get knocked up by Tom Brady.
danielle | March 9, 2007 at 8:05 am
Atleast Kristin looks as if she COULD be somebody important.
The hair- blonde and styled nicely
The nails- french manicured
The feet- freshly pedicured
The outfit- cute babydoll strapless
Now…that other *thing* on the left in the green hobo pants with what looks to be a grease stain on the right leg…not so much.
Seriously, HELLie? You could’ve put a litte more effort into this craptastic ensemble you jus threw on. Oh, and the hair? It looks like you just stuck it in a blender and said “whoopie!”.
If anything, this broad could easily be mistaken for a streetwalker…not a celeb.
schack | March 9, 2007 at 8:08 am
I’m gonna start washing my cat, too.
And I agree with Tits_McGhee… What happens to all these almost-has-beens in Hollywood when they turn 30? By that time their skin looks like brown paper bags from all the tanning, their hair is patchy from all of the weaves and extensions and their boobs are fucking chest-scrotums… they can’t even do PORN in that state, and most of them haven’t ever gone to college and barely know how to read!? what happens to them and their children?
thank god for diet coke…
schack | March 9, 2007 at 8:09 am
whoopie? as in goldberg?
who says whoopie, ever?
86 | March 9, 2007 at 8:10 am
Somebody get that horseface a carrot and a salt lick.
RJ | March 9, 2007 at 8:16 am
Dude, seriously. You suck.
PrettyBaby | March 9, 2007 at 8:17 am
#27 danielle- I can’t believe I am saying this, but I totally agree with your entire post!! The only problem with Kristin Cavallari is that she is toooooo obviously thrilled every time she sees a fucking camera- if she got caught taking a shit on camera by the paparazzi, she’s still have that giddy face and stupid pose.
Haylie Duff is a Horseface.
Thomas the Wrapper | March 9, 2007 at 8:21 am
Let’s not post these two anymore. No idea who they are but if you have to show D-list celebrities- they must be showing skin or or at least somewhat revealing. The Duff chick looks like a horse and all her clothes are on. You suck.
danielle | March 9, 2007 at 8:21 am
#29.
I do. Whoopie. Said it again. Darn.
#32.
Yeah, Kristin Calamari does wet her pants every time a camera happens to flash a pic of her. I could go up to her with a disposable 5.99 camera from Kmart and the bitch would probably smile.
GooniesNeverSayDie | March 9, 2007 at 8:22 am
I was there that weekend and saw them partying with all the other faux-celebs.
They were hanging with:
1. “Puck” from The Real World
2. Justin Guarini
3. Julian Lennon
4. Kim Kardashian
5. TV’s Felicity
6. “Tattoo” from Fantasy Island (even though he is dead there was a cardboard cutout of his little body)
kacsing | March 9, 2007 at 8:26 am
Well they must be something “somewhere” because here they are on this website.
I mean really, isn’t this site strictly reserved for entertainments superstar elite such as Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan? Seems to me Haylie and Kristin have finally made it to the BIG times!
schack | March 9, 2007 at 8:29 am
britney is a bona fide has-been. she’s had a million hits and platinum records, etc. she’s iconic status, whether that’s good or bad.
but hillary, blowhan, hayley and kirsten are not anyone, really. and what are they gonna do when they turn 30? britney will still be rolling in dough, but these girls probably have credit card debt already!
schack | March 9, 2007 at 8:30 am
p.s. #35
i love you. are you serious? please don’t tell me. i want to believe. PUCK!
brujeriadiosa | March 9, 2007 at 8:31 am
my butt itches.
Superevil | March 9, 2007 at 8:35 am
South Beach huh? That’s not far from me, I think I should get out the hunting rifle and do the world a favor.
Lowlands | March 9, 2007 at 8:36 am
Where’re the blowjobpics??
PrettyBaby | March 9, 2007 at 8:38 am
#40 Simmer down now, besides, you outta head over to Promises Rehab Clinic.
alaskanchicsickle | March 9, 2007 at 8:39 am
@40 Go ahead, we’re all behind you buddy!
alaskanchicsickle | March 9, 2007 at 8:42 am
No PrettyBaby, I think Britney might have a few more antics up her sleeve. I want to see what she does next. Is she taking over where ANS left off?? It’s fascinating.
PrettyBaby | March 9, 2007 at 8:45 am
#44 Good point! I am waiting for Britney to join the Aryan Brotherhood next.
danielle | March 9, 2007 at 8:46 am
No, no..I agree with Pretty. I think someone SHOULD head over to Promises. I hear that Lindsay’s crackhouse is on the way as well as Paris’ abortion hangout.
Better to do away with two windbags than none at all.
I’m just sayin’.
Fewdfreak | March 9, 2007 at 8:50 am
Kristin, honey, the SmartWater isn’t fooling ANYONE.
alaskanchicsickle | March 9, 2007 at 9:06 am
Pretty Baby, I’m picturing Britney telling the Scientologists that she’s the incarnate of L. Ron Hubbard, but even they won’t want her. Pre-K-Fed, they would have loved her, but she’s uncontrollable now. She makes Tom-loving-the-Cock-Cruise seem like a soft spoken accountant.
jrzmommy | March 9, 2007 at 9:36 am
Zzzzzz…..Zzzzzzzz…..Zzzzzzzzz….huh? grumble mumble mumble Sasquatch mumble zzzz….zzzzz…..zzzzzz…….
ImaCracka | March 9, 2007 at 9:42 am
Pointless cunt that would love to blow ND now….
older whore of a younger whore…..
LOL