The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

April 19th, 2013 // 18 Comments

Things got kind of dark in that Kim Kardashian post, so here’s our weekly assortment of Playmate Instagrams to remind everyone, including me, that getting up in the morning is never a complete loss because there’s always some stupid shit on the Internet to look at. It’s what defines us a species. And, okay, will ultimately be our undoing, but why go there when there are perfectly good breasts to look at? God, you’re depressing.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy

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  1. Shelby Chesnes
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    If she was my bartender I would squeeze them like water balloons

  2. Irina Voronina
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    Now that’s a VIking

  3. Anna Sophia Berglund
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    WOW!

  4. Nikki Leigh
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    is that a fun house mirror or is her ass really like that?

  5. Shelby Chesnes
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    There is nothing wrong with that.

  6. Anna Sophia Berglund
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    Yeah, that’ll do.

  7. Ashley Doris
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    Flawless.

  8. Shelby Chesnes
    Biggs
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    a naked picture of herself so she can look at herself naked while taking pictures, or a dump

  9. Anna Sophia Berglund
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    Oh, look! She brought the two-foot poles that I can’t touch her with!

  10. Shelby Chesnes
    I have eyes
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    Farah 2.0?

  11. Ashley Doris
    weeblo
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    She make me hard

  12. Shelby Chesnes
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    I know there are not real, like my GF’s butt doesn’t look like Leighton Meesters but I still have fun with it!

  13. Anna Sophia Berglund
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    Your attractive but still a need a tat of a fucken key? What the fuck does that mean?

  14. Nikki Leigh
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    Seriously I only looked at her Ass.

  15. Peter Dinklage
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    Dinklage >power of 3 whores1

  16. Wheres my hat ?

    I think that these pictures must be randomly inserted into every Teen Mom related gallery. Just so we don’t accidentally have our hotness baseline tampered with – we need ladies who look this fucking hot to help remind us what hot really is.

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