The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Just in case I haven’t stressed how critical Photo Boy is to this whole operation and should, oh I dunno, never be let go in a round of company layoffs (“Subtle Jones,” they call me.), welcome to the triumphant return of The Week in Playmate Instagrams brought to you by our good friends at Playboy even though they’ve never once invited us to look at the girls in their cages. I always thought that was something friends did and would totally invite them if I caught one that doesn’t keep jimmying the latch. Maybe if I put more chloroform in the shoes…

NOTE: If you want to see the whole pic that our gallery system is auto-cropping in unfortunate places, just hit “View Full Size” while I see if someone can fix that.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy