The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

December 6th, 2012 // 52 Comments

Welcome to the second installment of our new incestuous, safe for work collaboration with Playboy where we post the best of their Playmate Instagrams in exchange for a social media link because it’s nothing but high stakes boob swaps over here. On that note, we added the names of the models this week so you can Google their naked parts, so please release our families now. We’ve paid your ransom.

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  1. Namehere

    They are making duck faces and holding rubber ducks. Ha Ha, I see what you playboy bunnies did there.

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    Why do these pictures look like a cropped version of the thumbnail?

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    nevermind.

  4. I miss the old pink-starred shots.

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    Moo Cow Hunter
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    OK, I’m googling her!… Oops, I don’t have to anymore.

  6. pretzel logic

    not pictured: hef in a nearby wing-chair thrashing his prune

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    It’s about time because @amandacerny is a champion at Twitter.

  8. I don’t think “playmates” realize that with their clothes on, the world has very little use for them.

    • Give the man/women a doobie. As stated b4 playboy is shite. Duck lips,fake tits and average looking women can now be playmates. Yes there are exceptions but go to a Euro , Brazilian, Aussie beach and all the perverts are like Micheal Cain in “Blame It on Rio” the beach scene?

      • In Michael Cain’s defense, she came on to him. And since it turned out his daughter was banging the girls father, it all worked out.

        Props for the 30 year old movie reference though.

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    Not cool their lips are more duck like than the cute yellow rubber duckies.

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    Natty Ice
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    For a second there I thought Kris Jenner sold off the two younger ones to Hef…”It was all done very tastefully…”, I can hear her say.

  11. Drew

    You mean, this week in “pornstars that aren’t naked” /twirlfinger. I’d hardly call most of these “safe for work” for a lot of people :/

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    Sheppy
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    Since any Tom, Dick or Harry could make a joke about Leighing her, I won’t.

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    Sheppy
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    My word!

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    Sheppy
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    MMmmm Hotty.

  15. it had to be said

    What’s with all the Hiromi Oshima? Did Jenny McCarthy talk him into skipping his Yellow Fever inoculation?

  16. Salad Face

    From L to R:

    Duck… Duck… GROSS.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Nice face, body, but could use some boobs

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    Deacon Jones
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    I wouldnt mind coming home to that everyday.

    Waiting for me with a big, fat joint.

  19. du

    hope they stop this stupid feature

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    Beer Baron
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    You know, if it wasn’t for her gimungeous tits, she’d be a dealer in a casino instead of a product whore.

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    Duck face! Whoo oo! Everyday they’re out there making duck face! Whoo oo!

    D-d-d-danger watch behind you… there’s no way to make “It’s an elderly billionaire’s penis,” fit into the lyrical scheme of the Duck Tales theme. Sorry.

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    cc
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    Clearly a woman in need of a prolonged gluteus muscle massage.

  23. Ryan

    Where’s the nudity? No nips? I just wasted soooo much time!!!! Grrr I hate this fucking site! :’(

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    cc
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    Why does Instagram suck?

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    cc
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    I’d like to lube her gasket.

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    cc
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    She appears to be reading a bathroom tile.

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    cc
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    I’d like to seat her valve.

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    cc
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    In the name of all that is holy, can’t women STOP MAKING THAT STUPID SMUSH FACE?!!!

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    cc
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    I wouldn’t have to look too hard to find a better looking Asian in Toronto.

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    cc
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    I bet there isn’t a hair on that chinny-chin-chin…and by chinny-chin-chin I mean twat.

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    cc
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    In this version of Little Red Hiding Hood, she’s attacked by a leopard who throws to the ground and performs cunnilingus on her. I like this version better.

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    cc
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    One of the few playmates recently who looks good with relatively little make up and might actually be largely human.

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    cc
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    Amanda Cerny definitely the frontrunner.

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    oisjafsdk
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    This looks like an American Apparel ad.

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    Newton
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    That’s an ass I’d like to taste!

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Looks eerily like a younger Janice Dickinson. Forewarned is forearmed.

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    I didn’t realize Jean-Luc Godard was taking Instagrams for Playboy now.

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    I think Pomplun is French for “grapefruit.”

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    Look at you, so excited about your promotion from the nickel to quarter slots.
    Two rum and cokes please…

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    I like the one wearing shades the best!

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    Her ass ought to be hanging in the Louvre.

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    Summer Altice. What a great name! It sounds like some sort of celestial event.

    • JustJoking

      Summer Altice is actually an old Playmate from like 2000, and even back then she wasn’t even really considered anything great. google her. You’ll see that while being cute, she really didn’t compare to some of the other girls at the time. Her face is “cute”, not gorgeous, certainly on Playboy material, in my opinion.

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    Oh look… They are holding duck and they are doing duck faces.
    If I knew it was that easy, I would have put dicks in their hands.

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    joho777
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    Wow! I haven’t been paying attention!

    Playmates used to be selected for their great figures and beautiful faces, but all these all appear to be picked solely for their skill with their makeup!

    How far Playboy has fallen !

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    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Brunettes > Blondes

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    Laura
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    cool pic!

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    Great picture!

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