While we wait for the results of Lindsay Lohan‘s probation hearing, here’s Pippa Middleton in a tight dress which I’m entirely posting to attract European readers and show them how we handle celebrity justice here in the colonies. Which is we don’t. We don’t do anything. One of them even killed a kid and we were like, “Eh.”
Photo: Fame, Pacific Coast News
 |
Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
 |
Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
 |
Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
 |
Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
 |
Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
 |
Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
+12
I dont see any butt here….wtf?
Only people that like 12 you old boys would like this ass,
A notably better than average ass in England is like better than average teeth in England…or having better than average number of teeth in Alabama. The distinction is not very impressive.
I should move to England…
Nobody in England gives a rat’s ass about this rat’s ass.
McFeely, your comment better make it to the finals.
Yes.
Whta is so great about this chicks ass? I think she is average looking and has alot of wrinkles on her face for her age…my wife is 35 and doesnt look as old as this woman does, Please stop posting about this no body, she is kinda boring to look at and her ass looks like a man, she has no hips.
Would you post some pics of your wife?
For a fair comparison, we’ll need pictures of his wife with Pippa, sans obscuring fabrics and in a number of poses. Can send examples, willing to coach on-site if needed.
can we see a pic of your wife?? pretty please??
Now all we need is someone in here to mention their 18 year old daughter.
You’re missing the point. This has nothing to do with what her butt looks like, and it doesn’t look bad at all, but rather it’s about having a butt hour. Nobody has butt hours anymore. It’s always tits this and pussy that never any butts. Except for butt hour. That’s when butts of all shapes and sizes (within reason) can be found and appreciated here. Looking at Pippa’s butt doesn’t hurt my eyes so it shouldn’t bother you either. Maybe next butt hour it’ll be something even more fantastic. Let’s just take it as it comes.
I should…next time i see a pippa middleton article Im going to.
Look, I like Pippa, she seems cool and even though her face is below average, I would bang her because she is technically royalty and is princess adjacent.
However, I wish the media would stop trying to perpetrate the fraud that she has an ass, she does not. Not even remotely close to having an ass.
^THIS
I love everything about Pippa. I hope the rumor of her having her own show on OWN is correct. She may not have the best ass in the world but at the wedding she looked damn good in that dress.
Looking in one dress does not a beauty make.
Oops, that is “Looking good in one dress does not a beauty make.”
you can always recognize a UK man by the quality of a .crap he considers attractive
Well, Pippa’s sister now has an huge ass for a Father-in-Law, so maybe that’s what they mean when there’s that talk about “her ass”.
boo
EXXCELLENT, smithers!
bloody well done on the bum shots! (hollywood paps ffs take note)
now if she’d just go out once a week in booty shorts..
The Brits practically invented drag queens, which must be why they love Pippa because it’s clearly some dude in a dress.
hahahaha…+20 cocks in dresses
She isn’t a big deal in Britain. It seems to be an internet thing.
What the hell is up with everyone flipping out about this woman’s butt?? She has a nice figure but her butt does not strike me as anything special??
You are so gay. And I don’t mean that in a “acting dumb” kind of way. I mean that very much in a “wanting penises inserted into holes in your body” kind of way.
Have you seen this old mare’s face?
Baron must be into horses – it’s like looking at the back of a pony.
Try something like Irina Shayk on for size, then call me in the morning.
stop with this. seriously. egregious waste of bandwidth.
Fergie looks better than this chick. Wait… did I really just say that?
fergie is brett michaels w/ more makeup.
Nothing to see here….and I mean NOTHING.
I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it.
Avril’s bikini ass trumps by a long shot and that’s saying very little.
I prefer her Pips to her (non-existent) ass.
It’s almost like she only wears clothes that bring attention to her ass…..
My 61 year old mom has an ass this good… which is to say… WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!
That’s great. And creepy that you know that.
..That’s great and creepy all at the same time.
Albeit it would make for one hell of a Mother’s Day Hallmark sentiment……Artofwar
send pix of Mum.
her ass is like the rapture: people keep getting excited about something that isn’t really there
Well said.
..and fish, it’s a BUM dammit! lol. think, rhymes with bum-dilddly-bum-bum
What ass?
/flat as a pancake
Well hello there.
would you call that a Pip tide?
My, my . . . I sure do apprciate the visible panty lines. Helps get the baby cannon loaded
Pippa Middleton’s butt is a meme right up there with “bacon flavored everything” and reality TV shows. It’s time for it to end, we’re sick of it.
Soms is het allemaal om de pageviews.
I think Fish is the only person still interested in Pippa and her imaginary tuches.
She’s OK
A lot to like here. Haters on her ass just have no idea whats up…
As for her arse (she’s English afterall, that’s how you have to say it), meh. But she’s got great calves. Actual muscle tone instead of sticks. Just sayin’.
Why won’t the paparazzi harrass her hotter sister instead ?
An only slightly less riveting headline ‘Pippa Middleton’s Foot’.
longback no arse. I agree with longshot tho nice calves
I didn’t know they had JCPenny’s in England! You’d think she could would shop at fancy places, but she’s a woman of the people, obviously.
asian woman butt
For fuck’s sake can we quit with the 1-year-old “pippa” bullshit? That’s not her fucking name. And she’s about as plain as it gets so I don’t see why anyone would want to waste time on her.
English women ain’t known for their buttocks or their cooking, for that matter
meh . . . have seen much better elsewhere.
What butt, this girl has no ass, is this a white people imaginary butt thing? Plus she is not hot.
This chick is a Big Zero – Please stop wasting our time with her
Just Google “Pippa at the beach” and you’ll see her flat ass in a bikini. Ain’t nothing to write home about. Trust me!
Nice to know i have the same car as an almost princess.
I’d love to cream her crumpet old boy, mmm jolly good..
Truth be told, if she were 40 I would totally be slobbering over her…but, uh, she’s not.
She has nice legs I’ll give her that.
WHAT BUTT?!!!!? I don’t understand what I’m supposed to be looking at. She’s slim and fit but her butt is quite average. Why are people still trying so hard to make her happen?
WHAT THE FUCK.
there is no butt.
it looks small and bony.
it’s funny how the ugly older-looking younger sister is getting more paparazzi time than her better looking sister.
I thought that was Princess Diana.
You cannot truly judge a female butt until it is in a thong or otherwise skimpy swimsuit or panty bottom.
However, I will say the frontal shots here ain’t half bad.
You are so unsophisticatable. In Royal England it is not called a ‘butt’, it is known as a ‘rectum’.
I think she has a great figure and knows how to flaunt it.
Also by looking at her older sister you’ll know that she’s probably looking like that for many years to come ( as plus points she likes to give topless lapdances which completely won me over)
:yawn:
Reason 243 why I hate the Brits: This post is taking up valuable potential Katy Perry realestate on your page.