Pippa Middleton’s ‘Butt’ Will Tide You Over

June 23rd, 2011 // 100 Comments

While we wait for the results of Lindsay Lohan‘s probation hearing, here’s Pippa Middleton in a tight dress which I’m entirely posting to attract European readers and show them how we handle celebrity justice here in the colonies. Which is we don’t. We don’t do anything. One of them even killed a kid and we were like, “Eh.”

Photo: Fame, Pacific Coast News


  1. BoozeRob


  2. A notably better than average ass in England is like better than average teeth in England…or having better than average number of teeth in Alabama. The distinction is not very impressive.

  3. Scott

    Whta is so great about this chicks ass? I think she is average looking and has alot of wrinkles on her face for her age…my wife is 35 and doesnt look as old as this woman does, Please stop posting about this no body, she is kinda boring to look at and her ass looks like a man, she has no hips.

    • RivernEgypt

      Would you post some pics of your wife?

      • Frank Burns

        For a fair comparison, we’ll need pictures of his wife with Pippa, sans obscuring fabrics and in a number of poses. Can send examples, willing to coach on-site if needed.

    • Dean

      can we see a pic of your wife?? pretty please??

    • Parker

      You’re missing the point. This has nothing to do with what her butt looks like, and it doesn’t look bad at all, but rather it’s about having a butt hour. Nobody has butt hours anymore. It’s always tits this and pussy that never any butts. Except for butt hour. That’s when butts of all shapes and sizes (within reason) can be found and appreciated here. Looking at Pippa’s butt doesn’t hurt my eyes so it shouldn’t bother you either. Maybe next butt hour it’ll be something even more fantastic. Let’s just take it as it comes.

    • Scott

      I should…next time i see a pippa middleton article Im going to.

  4. Venom

    Look, I like Pippa, she seems cool and even though her face is below average, I would bang her because she is technically royalty and is princess adjacent.

    However, I wish the media would stop trying to perpetrate the fraud that she has an ass, she does not. Not even remotely close to having an ass.

  5. Crabby Old Guy

    Well, Pippa’s sister now has an huge ass for a Father-in-Law, so maybe that’s what they mean when there’s that talk about “her ass”.

  6. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
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    EXXCELLENT, smithers!

  7. bloody well done on the bum shots! (hollywood paps ffs take note)
    now if she’d just go out once a week in booty shorts..

  8. Abby Normal

    The Brits practically invented drag queens, which must be why they love Pippa because it’s clearly some dude in a dress.

  9. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
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    What the hell is up with everyone flipping out about this woman’s butt?? She has a nice figure but her butt does not strike me as anything special??

    • baron of all media

      You are so gay. And I don’t mean that in a “acting dumb” kind of way. I mean that very much in a “wanting penises inserted into holes in your body” kind of way.

      • AXA

        Have you seen this old mare’s face?
        Baron must be into horses – it’s like looking at the back of a pony.
        Try something like Irina Shayk on for size, then call me in the morning.

  10. joe

    stop with this. seriously. egregious waste of bandwidth.

  11. NTT

    Fergie looks better than this chick. Wait… did I really just say that?

  12. RoboZombie

    Nothing to see here….and I mean NOTHING.

  13. Rancid

    I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it.

  14. BH

    Avril’s bikini ass trumps by a long shot and that’s saying very little.

  15. RoboZombie

    I prefer her Pips to her (non-existent) ass.

  16. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
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    It’s almost like she only wears clothes that bring attention to her ass…..

  17. BigOkie

    My 61 year old mom has an ass this good… which is to say… WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!

  18. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
    chris breezy boxing academy
    Commented on this photo:

    her ass is like the rapture: people keep getting excited about something that isn’t really there

  19. ..and fish, it’s a BUM dammit! lol. think, rhymes with bum-dilddly-bum-bum

  20. Racer X

    What ass?

    /flat as a pancake

  21. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    Well hello there.

  22. would you call that a Pip tide?

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    Mr Happy
    Commented on this photo:

    My, my . . . I sure do apprciate the visible panty lines. Helps get the baby cannon loaded

  24. Pippa Middleton’s butt is a meme right up there with “bacon flavored everything” and reality TV shows. It’s time for it to end, we’re sick of it.

  25. Bam

    She’s OK

  26. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    A lot to like here. Haters on her ass just have no idea whats up…

  27. Longshot421

    As for her arse (she’s English afterall, that’s how you have to say it), meh. But she’s got great calves. Actual muscle tone instead of sticks. Just sayin’.

  28. bing

    Why won’t the paparazzi harrass her hotter sister instead ?

  29. cc

    An only slightly less riveting headline ‘Pippa Middleton’s Foot’.

  30. fx35

    longback no arse. I agree with longshot tho nice calves

  31. stratacat

    I didn’t know they had JCPenny’s in England! You’d think she could would shop at fancy places, but she’s a woman of the people, obviously.

  32. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    asian woman butt


    For fuck’s sake can we quit with the 1-year-old “pippa” bullshit? That’s not her fucking name. And she’s about as plain as it gets so I don’t see why anyone would want to waste time on her.

  34. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
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    English women ain’t known for their buttocks or their cooking, for that matter

  35. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    meh . . . have seen much better elsewhere.

  36. nik

    What butt, this girl has no ass, is this a white people imaginary butt thing? Plus she is not hot.

  37. Coyote

    This chick is a Big Zero – Please stop wasting our time with her

  38. terry

    Just Google “Pippa at the beach” and you’ll see her flat ass in a bikini. Ain’t nothing to write home about. Trust me!

  39. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
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    Nice to know i have the same car as an almost princess.

  40. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
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    I’d love to cream her crumpet old boy, mmm jolly good..

  41. Rancid

    Truth be told, if she were 40 I would totally be slobbering over her…but, uh, she’s not.

  42. Jovy

    She has nice legs I’ll give her that.

  43. GG

    WHAT BUTT?!!!!? I don’t understand what I’m supposed to be looking at. She’s slim and fit but her butt is quite average. Why are people still trying so hard to make her happen?

  44. anonym


    there is no butt.
    it looks small and bony.

    it’s funny how the ugly older-looking younger sister is getting more paparazzi time than her better looking sister.

  45. MLVC

    I thought that was Princess Diana.

  46. tlmck

    You cannot truly judge a female butt until it is in a thong or otherwise skimpy swimsuit or panty bottom.

    However, I will say the frontal shots here ain’t half bad.

  47. Minerva Smelibut

    You are so unsophisticatable. In Royal England it is not called a ‘butt’, it is known as a ‘rectum’.

  48. Arzach

    I think she has a great figure and knows how to flaunt it.
    Also by looking at her older sister you’ll know that she’s probably looking like that for many years to come ( as plus points she likes to give topless lapdances which completely won me over)

  49. Mark


  50. wilsjay

    Reason 243 why I hate the Brits: This post is taking up valuable potential Katy Perry realestate on your page.

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