The Pippa Middleton Butt Hour

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2011

*looks down SEO checklist*

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Check.
Botox Mom. Check.
Pippa Middleton‘s butt. On it.

Ever since the Royal Wedding, the ass of Kate Middleton‘s sister Pippa has been the object of fascination for, I’m assuming, British men because honestly this thing isn’t doing much for me. Although, that could just be the blood oath I swore to Kelly Brook‘s breasts. Anyway, here’s Pippa walking around West London in tight jeans this morning and I’ll make you a deal, England. I’ll keep these coming if you waive that pesky five year residency requirement for citizenship dub me the Duke of Hugeballsington.

UPDATE: They sent over paperwork in five minutes. Should’ve asked for Wales. Stupid.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News