1. Alberta Mike

    I paid him $20 to steal a pair of his moms panties and he didn’t deliver.

  2. Cardinal Ximenez

    He has a black eye because everytime mommy see’s him she see’s the ugly face of the moleman and mommy can’t help but strike out at the moleman.

  3. Double D

    “You listen to Lady GaGa, sweetie, and mommy just gets so angry. No more, GaGa. No more. Mommy loves you!”

  4. Cunt

    “I… tripped… and I fell on my eye…”

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