Christina Aguilera carries her son Max Bratman through LAX. (August 23, 2011)
I paid him $20 to steal a pair of his moms panties and he didn’t deliver.
He has a black eye because everytime mommy see’s him she see’s the ugly face of the moleman and mommy can’t help but strike out at the moleman.
“You listen to Lady GaGa, sweetie, and mommy just gets so angry. No more, GaGa. No more. Mommy loves you!”
“I… tripped… and I fell on my eye…”
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