Toni Braxton recently filed for bankruptcy on account of being an insane $50 million in debt, so naturally there’s only one way for this story to end: Nudity. Here she is on Twitter last night rationalizing posing for Playboy:
- New Year, New opportunities. So I have been considering taking up Playboy’s offer to feature me on their cover this year. What you think?
– I would love to pose with Hugh Hefner though. He’s the sexiest guy I know over 30 ;-)
– Of course it will be tastefully done :-)
– There are NOT talking that kind of spread! No Susie!!!! Just a lil T and A. They have asked me about 3 times before.
While I enjoy a tale of pornography being a woman’s only option as much as the next degenerate, with $50 million in debt posing for Playboy is a Band-Aid at best in this situation. I mean, she’ll make what? Maybe half a mil? Steve Hirsch at Vivid is paying off houses, and that’s just for Octomom. He’d probably buy Toni Braxton an island and all she’d have to do is inevitably let the entire Internet see her do anal. I guess what I’m trying to say here is, there’s a solution to every problem if you put your mind to it. Share that with your kids.