The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.34
'Excerpt from witness interview conducted later that horrible morning:
'And then she unhinged her jaw and a tiny lesbian popped its little head out through her mouth. Not just any lesbian, mind you, but an angry flesh eating lesbian who proceeded to eat the boom operator. She ate everything but his dick. She spit that out.''
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Said fred on: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.15.13