superficial

  1. meeps!

    Derp!

  2. His fans are the best and most loyal… I mean, seriously, who else can sit through one of his concerts where he spends half the time toungueing the microphone and still love him?

  3. Cock Dr

    Demonstrating some of her many talents.

  4. “And later on the show, I’ll be bringing out my lovely wife, Portia.”

  5. Inner Retard

    Finally, a venue worthy of his talents. An airport lounge.

  6. Jade

    I can’t even think of something snarky to say about this little brat.

  7. Bigalkie

    A crowd of screaming nine year olds goes nuts

  8. catapostrophe

    He plays airports now?

  9. Turd Ferguson

    I wish I had a funny Samantha Ronson joke.

  10. “No, the boots didn’t come with a free hoverboard”

  11. Airport? Did his career crash all the way past “Shopping Mall” and “State Fair” overnight?

  12. cc

    Still being sponsored by the Fuckwit clothing company.

  13. Biebs demonstrating how he shows his affection for Usher.

  14. B&WMinstrel

    Ve need a vall !
    - Berlin

  15. kimmykimkim's troll

    AwwwI think he’s kinda cute. Go ahead and down arrow me. I don’t care. (ha! I do care)

  16. Flawless Technique Demonstrating the “Pinky Stroke Hummer”. Extra points lost for not cupping the balls.

  17. Braaap

    Pull up your fucking pants.

    They would split this twink in half in the pen.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    “Which one of you guys gave me my cavity search? I wanna friend you on Facebook.”

  19. EricLr

    Yes sir, we’re aware that you came to rock the house. But we really need that microphone to make boarding announcements.

  20. Suckit Trebek

    she’s cute!

  21. This guy is such a method actor. He even made the microphone black to remind him of Usher. He’s a freaking Strasberg disciple, this one.

  22. Last Man Standing

    I’m not gay or anything…but, you know, there’s just something about this dude that makes you want to stick your big cock so damn deep in his sweet pink puckered butthole…and fuck him very HARD and very long.

    Yeah, I know… it sounds crazy as shit, and you’d have to wait till he’s legal to do it…but when you really look at him, what you see is that some guy just needs to bend him over and fuck that smooth tight ass RELENTLESSLY. Bang his sweet booty so hard that he’ll lose his voice for a month…just sayin…

  23. Samantha, DJs don’t sing.

  24. spartacus

    Am I allowed to say “stupid little cunt”?

  25. mbcl

    “Who asked if they can push in my stool ?”

  26. Oz Matters

    Judging by how far down his pants are, I am guessing this is some kind of weirdo Karaoke toilet only a German could invent.

    • Radadoon

      Was thinking along the same lines… Sick of this kid trying to emulate black rappers in order to give him ‘street cred’. Dude is from Canada and has never dealt with hard times in his life. Be yourself and stop trying to be something you are not.

  27. lori

    Just one more manufactured pop star. At least until the last few years, they actually had talent.

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