1. meeps!


    • Sven Golly

      The new Wonder Bra employs nano technology to actually push the buttocks up and around to the chest. The downside is that after you take it off you have to pick your ass up and carry it.

  2. kimmykimkim


  3. elephantman

    Big foot gained weight?

  4. “Let me put this camera into night-vision mode…. and…. Got it, now I recognize her…”

  5. Senor Trout

    Apparently Bowzer from Sha Na Na had a kid, gave him an iPhone and scored him an all-access pass for Fashion Week.

  6. your mom

    NASA should really hire the engineers at Wonder Bra. Those fuckers are genius.

  7. Inner Retard

    No need for words. The horror speaks for itself.

  8. Cock Dr

    In a stroke of stoner genius Paris Hilton learns that packing her stash into the cups of her bra serves not one by 2 purposes.

  9. Turd Ferguson

    So she just travels the world with an entourage, buying shit and attending swanky parties 6 nights a week? Cool.

  10. She’s like David Copperfield doing titty magic!

  11. Johnny P!

    Paris is ‘The City of Lights’, with the Louvre, the Arc de Triomphe/Champs-Elysees, the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame Cathedral, the Versailles Palace….
    That’s just a picture of a vapid whore.

  12. JennywithaY

    Somewhere, Janice Dickinson is upset that she’s misplaced her legs.

  13. She’s not wearing panties: the Herpes need to breathe.

  14. lily

    she looks great from the neck down (minus the vaginal area)

  15. Fingergod

    Her dress looks like the gaudy walkway in front of a house from the 70s.

  16. CK

    I like the dress.

  17. kittenmittensmascotmeow

    One eye looks sincere , the other not to happy to there.

  18. kittenmittensmascotmeow

    *be got damn it

  19. Bonky

    Photographer: “I swear to God, Paris, I thought you were dead… ”
    Paris: “Yeah, you and everybody else… “

  20. Martina

    Those knees have done a lot of “community service”

  21. I don’t know if a bra can do that… she had to’ve gotten a titty job

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