“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”
Well … not so much anymore.

How is it that Rita Rusic can be on Miami Beach and in London AT THE SAME TIME?

Less spicy than I’d prefer, but still acceptable. Then again, I’m not THAT hard to please.

Grandma?

At least she spared us her ginger pubes.

From the thumbnail, I thought that this was Courtney Love.

and this is exactly why everyone should carry around a cup full of ice and nickels.

Did she have a tat removed, or is she growing hair on her back

i guess if you’re like 40 and wearing ultra low rise pants it makes sense to knot your shirt for maximum exposure, and then super awkwardly climb into a car sideways

Once the Spice Girls gig didn’t pan out as hoped after the Olympics, Jeri had to fall back on her plumbing skills.

Yes, we all know you have aged rather well… but by now it’s the age of underwear. And you wearing them.

They’ve all become Scary Spice.

She’s got divorcee body – doughy and keen to please